Must be nice to be so rich that you can just be this fucking weird in public.

Whoa settle down there, Charles Benedict Davenport

I don’t want to live on a planet where these are the kind of people who decide, well, everything.

Doesn’t look like I’ll have much choice though.

I thought it was The Onion.

Probably just has to drool into the collection jar considering how much time these guys spend sucking themselves off.

there are a limited “number of slots” available for this special offer.

TIL this is also called “slots” 😉

Telegram CEO Pavel Durov is having a massive attention crave panic because everyone switched to Signal.

Tell me you can’t get laid without saying you can’t get laid.

Billionaire white supremacist and eugenics freak jerks off a lot and begs women to take it.