• Flying Squid@lemmy.world
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      21 days ago

      I just wish their clinics could be physical rather than telehealth.

      And I hope they come up with good plans to counter Louisiana’s new Ten Commandments law and Oklahoma’s put the Trump Bible in schools bullshit too.

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      Whenever the topic of abortion comes up I just remind individuals that the right to abortion is a religious freedom Jews have. But they usually respond with ‘Kill the kike,’ or ‘Free Palastine,’ or ‘Go perform more genocides.’

      • The Snark Urge@lemmy.world
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        21 days ago

        Isn’t it great? We get to debate monsters logically and in good faith while they laugh in our faces and rake the coals of hell.

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      Yea it seems like the Church of Satan was set up for the same reason as the Church of England, to get one guy laid (Anton Lavey and Henry VIII respectively) but the Temple of Satan is doing necessary work keeping the Christian right at bay in the land of the free

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        Careful, it’s the Satanic Temple, not the Temple of Satan. Religions being what they are, you could be accidentally founding a new sect.

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        21 days ago

        I don’t begrudge it. Getting laid is the #1 reason to get into the occult. Better that than trying to make money

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            21 days ago

            Ask Aleister Crowley. Oh wait, he’s too busy having been the preeminent power-bottom of the 20th century.

            Better ask Peter Carroll, the pontiff of chaos. Oh wait he’s too busy with the tantric sex scene in London.

            Ask L. Ron Hubbard instead, oh wait he’s busy stealing Jack Parsons’ wife. You could ask Jack Parsons, I guess.

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              Hmmm. I guess I didn’t really consider them occult, but you make a very good point.

              In my head I was thinking “join crazy religion get laid” but that’s more like “start crazy religion get laid” and ain’t no one got time to start a crazy religion

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                21 days ago

                You can also just become a magus to get in with goth girls. You might have to read some stuff… And don’t lend anyone money.