• The Snark Urge@lemmy.world
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    21 days ago

    Ask Aleister Crowley. Oh wait, he’s too busy having been the preeminent power-bottom of the 20th century.

    Better ask Peter Carroll, the pontiff of chaos. Oh wait he’s too busy with the tantric sex scene in London.

    Ask L. Ron Hubbard instead, oh wait he’s busy stealing Jack Parsons’ wife. You could ask Jack Parsons, I guess.

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      21 days ago

      Hmmm. I guess I didn’t really consider them occult, but you make a very good point.

      In my head I was thinking “join crazy religion get laid” but that’s more like “start crazy religion get laid” and ain’t no one got time to start a crazy religion

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        21 days ago

        You can also just become a magus to get in with goth girls. You might have to read some stuff… And don’t lend anyone money.