• skozzii@lemmy.ca
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    6 days ago

    Oh my God, it’s that little cretin too.

    His parents are the worst, and they have created one of the worst humans on the planet.

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    6 days ago

    “Help, help! Break the f—king window,” he yells as Good Samaritans rushed over. One of the witnesses helped carry Doherty out of wreck while the 20-year-old continued to film himself.

    Purely theoretical question. Just how big a catapult would you have to build to actually launch an average sized human male into the sun?

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      I asked the Guh-Puh-Tuh monster to break it down like Randall Munroe and the results were surprisingly amusing.

      The short version is that the catapult needs to be many, many kilometers long, the human will be liquefied almost immediately, and there are much better ways to get to the Sun—namely, rockets.

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        Well I’m not seeing any obvious downsides and it is at least reusable, which would likely come in very handy over the next few years.

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    7 days ago

    Sits with phone in hand while driving super car in the overtake lane in the rain.

    Crashes car

    Online commentators criticized Doherty for appearing to be more concerned about his wrecked car than his injured friend.

    Not a person i’d want others to be influenced by really. I hope sponsors eventually realise

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    7 days ago

    Stop making stupid people famous.

    this guy is a real prick appearently, he got famous by assaulting people (calling it pranks).

    The world doent need people like him.

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    When will media stop with the “formerly Twitter”?
    They’re trying to increase the relevancy of their “source” on X by saying it’s basically the same as Twitter once was.
    But it isn’t. It’s a rotting zombie feasting on Twitter’s long-dead corpse.

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    7 days ago

    If y’all don’t know how big of a piece of shit this kid is, it runs deep.

    There’s a period of time where he would just taunt strangers to get into a confrontation, and then his bodyguard would step in.

    Well, his bodyguard punched someone in the face and he’s getting sued like fuck.

    He also is basically an only fans pimp. He gets 18-year-old girls drunk on yachts and gets them to sign contracts where they’ll do only fans content for a set fee per month while he takes all.

    It’s truly amazing how big of a scumbag this kid is at such a young age.

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      Isnt signing a contract while being under the effects of alcohol make the contract invalid?

      If not, why not? It feels like such an obvious thing so people dont sign contracts against their will

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        And now you need to prove that you were intoxicated out in international waters on this kids boat. Then you need to take him and his MacLaren money to court.

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      No wonder kid needs a body guard, he’s gotta have one of the most punchable faces in the world. I give it 3 months until he catches a stray round to the dome for being a twat and the world can go back to not being aware of his existence.