I really hope they fully cooked that takoyaki I ate…
Cheers @Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net I was in need of a new fear…
Scareoused?
Sounds like the digestive system works
Can it go the other way?
Yes, you can enter an octopus’ mouth, wriggle around through its digestive tract, and exit their anus. And when you’re done, you can eat the octopus shreds from it popping like a you-filled balloon.
Thanks to you my search history now contains octopus anus.
Vs the usual octopus in anus or octopus anus insertion?
I’m pretty sure 90% of search histories have an octopus in anus variant in them.
90% of my search history is animal anuses.
While I’m totally joking, I for realsies create calendars filled with pictures of animal’s butts that I take at the zoo
What show is it?
That’s one of my favorite episodes. I felt so understood. I started taking pictures of animals’ butts when I mistimed a pic of a hippo swimming by. I was so amused that it was unlike any other photo you’d normally see of a hippo, but you knew it was a hippo. So I expanded to other animals.
After one trip, I mentioned to my family that I got photos of over 14 animals’ butts and my sister said “great, you can make a calendar now.” And so it all began.
Username checks out.
and call itself calamari
After sticking a feather in its hat, presumably.
It was originally the colonmari
That beak is going to hurt like a mother, though.
No one said it wouldn’t be painful lol
TIL what that Coldplay song is about.
The Willie Nelson cover is much better, imo
Beaked for your pleasure
I’m pretty sure I’ve read that hentai.
Octo-Diddy Where Art Thou?
In jail without bond, currently.
Thanks I hate it.
No worries, its wrong
That’s just great! Now I want that :(
Prove it
How much?
GI?
gastrointestinal
General infantry
Pretty sure that’s not true…
If they weren’t too big or have to swim through all the digestive juices, it would be entirely possible
I mean, some octopodes are pretty small. The real issue is them moving through the GI tract. They might be flexible enough, but propelling themselves forward consistently would be the real feat.
More importantly nothing larger than a millimeter is getting past the stomach, ever.
Aye that’s part of what I was saying. Now, the argument could be made that if the octopus is smart enough to have the goal of moving through the tract, they could muscle open the sphincter. I haven’t ever tested an octopus against a sphincter. The controlled variable would have to be octopus size…
Off hand, I think the sphincter would win out until the octopus is too big to fit through without rupturing other areas.
Hey, if we can make a pencil out of leaves, cephalopods can swim through our GI tract like species 8472 through fluidic space.
The problem isn’t the space it’s the acid.
You would be correct, the Pylorus Sphincter stops anything larger than 1 to 2 millimeters in size from entering the intestines. Solids do not oass through human beings.
That’s one well-trained octopus!
I’m pretty sure there’s japanese porn on this exact theme
Not just porn, but classic art by a famous artist. Check out Hokusai’s “The Dream of the Fisherman’s Wife.”
That was a super interesting read! Thanks!
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