Hey totally fucked up the perfect opportunity to put his last sentence in doge (meme) speak

Horizontally or vertically?

Madlibs?

The 3 on the left look like the same person, just in different poses

That was typical-ish summer wear.

For winter, it was closer to this

Meanwhile my sister’s fiancee drank the whole pitcher and is back working there totally believing Elon is some super genius and that the cars are capable of full self-driving. (I really have to bite my tongue when listening to him)

My camry can self-drive too, same outcome. (just off a cliff, rather than in front of a train)

Liquified comet farts

I think they’re talking about the duvet

Or an axle failing

What are you talking about? There’s only one side. /s

I think it’s a marching drum

Their system screwed up an auto-payment which they eventually fixed. They however left the delinquency mark on my account (they only corrected the notice sent to the credit bureaus), so any purchases had to be paid within 30 days.

Couldn’t and close out and delete my account fast enough.

So no bananas for a couple days…

Sounds killer, but I’m up for the challenge

While not as serious or deadly, the radium paintbrush story comes to mind

You might be overlooking the undertone of sarcasm in the complaints. No one is actually truly mad or anything, more humorously cynical of it.

I think most of it stems from how half-assed the censorship usually is along with the relative pointlessness considering how common explicit words are on the internet

Niacin could also be a culprit as larger doses have been linked to liver issues.

Edit: Hell, all of the “B” vitamins could be included with the prevalence of them in energy drinks

Going by the writing on the wall, it’s for a 3-way dimmer switch. It also is likely the picture was taken during its install and not from someone trying to find a stud

I’ll have to try this with a coworker’s. He was also auto tech, so it’ll have to be hidden well…

To me it it gives a cliché lobotomy vibe