Would you still love Jesus if he were a worm
🎶 “Use 2 sticks to make it in the nature.” 🎶
Summoning bait for the Tremor worms.
I was going to say this is the opening scene to the next Tremors movie. Maybe they’re summoning an army rather than bait?
Oooh, summoning an army of graboids to fight aliens? I’d watch that.
Sign me up. That sounds fucking awesome!
Hell yeah. I want to see Earl ride one into battle armed to the teeth with finest of redneck engineering.
Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masterbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masterbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW.
tagged this post NSFW
Not Safe for Worms?
No, it stands for “Nethers Seriously, Furiously Wet”
jesus uses a christian forcefield to stop snakes
To exorcise parasites from the earth, ram a cross into the ground and
magicgodly waves will drive then outThe power of christ compels you
The power of WORM compels you
If you try to light the Earth on fire, the worms that live in it will come stop you.
Worms rush to the surface in anticipation of a tiny Jesus corpse.
You think rubbing sticks starts a fire, but in reality it’s the worms that start the fire with their Annelid Magick.
Tremors plot origin.
Worms being converted to Christianity
worms are attracted to jesus being crucified
How to start your car.
It’s worm morse code, “my parents aren’t home today”
