To exorcise parasites from the earth, ram a cross into the ground and magic godly waves will drive then out

If we have to use crypto (which I don’t really see a reason for to be perfectly honest), then I’d much rather seean privacy coin like Monero being used.

Just because it bugs me to no end: thats the original purpose of a VPN, not some privacy snakeoil. That being said most host-discovery doesn’t work reliably, or is not implemented by most programs.