HonkyTonkWoman

Thanks for this. Helpful comment.

Question: Can someone report anonymously to a non emergency number?

I mean I get you probably shouldn’t call animal control or something, but if someone just really does not want to involve themselves with police/emergency services, is there a better option?

I helped open a community center in my hometown. We had more than a handful of volunteers who were brought up with a “no 911” mindset.

I guess I’m just curious if there’s an option for folks who are just flat out opposed.

Pay phone is anonymous answer, but the finger condom requirement will likely yield laziness.

Listen Chudwick,

Can I call you that or would you prefer something different? Chud-o-Rama? Chudski? El Chuderrino?

I can stick with Chuds, if you’re into the whole brevity thing…

I asked a question of a 911 operator, a direct question mind you, about how to anonymously dispose of a dead body. Full fucking stop.

No mention of cops. None.

Now, the reply I get insinuates that the police are bad. A pretty well established fact around these parts, wouldn’t you agree?

It’s true, sure, but it in no way brings any of us any closer to knowing how to anonymously report a dead body.

Given that I specifically asked how to report a dead body ANONYMOUSLY…. where would the idea I’m suggesting police involvement even come from?

Not me? I didn’t add police involvement to this equation? I asked simply and plainly about anonymous reporting.

Ergo, I replied pointing out that the police insinuation comment was un-fucking-helpful.

If you asked Google “How do I call in a dead body anonymously” & Google replied, “DON’T. THE COPS WILL FUCKING KILL YOU” you might have a pretty healthy meme to post, but you sure as shit don’t have a fucking answer.

If you can’t connect these dots, I’ll say it like this:

Inserting police brutality into a conversation that has nothing to do with police brutality is willfully ignorant. The only purpose of doing that, at least one that I can logically follow, would be to derail the conversation & co-opt the topic to spread your own message.

My next message is the one you seem so tuned into, but that was reply to the doubled down stupidity. Fire what it’s worth, that was a kinda fun message. I admit I kinda like getting uppity with someone who is willfully trying to derail my questions.

Now, you are more than welcome to refute this comment. In fact, if you’re having fun, please continue. I wouldn’t want to take these gleeful precious moments from you.

But… I don’t think you have a fucking leg to stand on.

…unless you know how to dispose of that leg anonymously.

No. I didn’t. My face ain’t red. My fingers ain’t shaking. There’s no sweat on my brow.

I vociferously, and rather profanely, refuted a willfully ignorant comment.

Why? Because willfully ignorant comments are fucking stupid.

You’re the one trying to defend your dumbass perspective. Sounds like you might be getting a lil angry there pal.

Personal? WHAT A TIRED FUCKING ARGUMENT…

If you can’t type in all caps, while swearing profusely, without your blood pressure raising, that’s your limitation friend, not mine.

I am completely fine talking your ass in circles all fucking day if you’re going to persistently talk out of your ass, bringing disingenuous comments to a conversation.

This isn’t personal at all, I’d just rather you waste your time trying to defend your ignorance with me, rather than foisting it upon someone else.

See? It’s Altruism!

I’ll repeat, I am not the one who brought the topic of the police into the this thread.

I simply asked a 911 Operator for information on anonymous reporting.

I’m not one misreading comments, ergo, I don’t believe I’m the one who needs a break…

But I applaud your condescension & reductivism… very constructive.

Will you please re-read my comment? I specifically asked how to report it anonymously & in no way mentioned the police.

Please please please use some basic cognitive skills here.

Wtf are you on about? I asked how to anonymously get a dead body removed. Who the hell said anything about calling the cops?

You do get that cities offer more services to their residents than just policing? And that 911 operators can contact multiple services for support? Not just the police?

If there’s anonymous way to get a fucking dead body out my lil daily sphere of interaction, you’re god damn right I’d like to know about it.

Don’t you fucking paint my question with your bullshit asshole. Provide a useful reply or shut the everliving fuck up.

You sound like a pretentious cunt.

“DON’T ASK FOR HELP WITH DISPOSING OF A FETID ROTTING CARCASS OR THE COPS MAY KILL YOU. LEAVE THE CARCASS. ITS YOUR CARCASS NOW. IF YOU DONT HAVE YOUR CARCASS WHEN THE COPS COME ROUBD YOURE GONNA BE IN DEEP SHIT”

Where the fuck do you live that you don’t ask for help in disposing of dead material? Human or otherwise?

Maybe, but it was the marketing industry that beat that dead horse first. They killed that horse back in the 90’s & it was already pretty lumpy by the time Reddit got ahold of it in ‘05.

Doesn’t make the Reddit use any more palpable, just saying it’s been around for a bit…

What an unhelpful reply.

Honest question, you seem like a great person to ask.

In the event fingerprints weren’t a issue…

What would be the best way go about this anonymously?

You haven’t been paying much attention to the current state of journalism, have you?

Twitter is a decent portion of their revenue stream, and given that none of us want to pay them for their efforts, what do you suggest they do?

Those clicks are their livelihood & we’re all sitting here reading the article pasted directly to this thread.

WE, INCLUDING YOU, ARE COMPLICIT IN THIS TOO.

There’s an important note at the bottom of that article:

“The recall announcement noted that Sierra Stain is no longer in business. While the company lists a remaining email address, it did not immediately respond to a comment request from Ars on the bacteria found in their inks.

The FDA recommends that consumers be vigilant about the quality and safety of tattoo supplies and techniques. It also encourages tattoo artists to work in professional environments that can reduce the risk of contamination.”

Stay safe. Talk to your artists about their materials. Feel comfortable in your decision. These are your responsibilities.

I’m not discounting the issues with oversight, but these issues are arguably with the entire cosmetic industry as a whole, not just the tattoo industry.

This article is very informative, but given that the recall was tagged to one supplier that was already out of business, I do consider it misleading.

For piercings, APP is fantastic resource & well regarded.

I honestly cannot say the same about ATP, but they did release this statement about ink ingredients 5 months ago.

Take it for what’s it’s worth. Not an expert or an artist, just planning a few more pieces myself.

Golden Parachutes are for those who damage the population, not the brand.

Silly caboose, get your head in the game & damage a way of life!

But have you enjoyed the culinary delicacy that is TREET?

E: Albeit, I’d be lying if I didn’t suggest that you hold out for our true hero here in the states:

Ahem. That chlorine-washed minced amalgam has a name.

…and it comes in a can. Does your amalgam come in a can?

There are two wolves inside of you.

You don’t have insurance, but you do have access to a third wolf…

Write “If found, please return to Minot AFB, ND c/o Duane” on them & scatter them in various airport restrooms across the US.

Wait… Like the Principality of Sealand?

Was Major Bates still there?

I choose to believe they’re blueprints for the National Archives & these two might just know someone wacky enough try and to steal the Declaration of Independence.

Rolled up blueprints.