jeffw@lemmy.worldM to News@lemmy.world · edit-211 months agoElizabeth Warren Trolls Trump and Vance: ‘I Wouldn’t Trust Them to Move My Couch’www.rollingstone.comexternal-linkmessage-square38fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1external-linkElizabeth Warren Trolls Trump and Vance: ‘I Wouldn’t Trust Them to Move My Couch’www.rollingstone.comjeffw@lemmy.worldM to News@lemmy.world · edit-211 months agomessage-square38fedilink
minus-squareAlexstarfire@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·11 months agoA couch is too risky. A love seat is right the fuck out. Maybe a recliner or kitchen chair is safe.
minus-squareFlying Squid@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·11 months agoHe doesn’t want love from his fuck toys. Just cushioning.
minus-squarehumorlessrepost@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·11 months agoMore cushioning for the pushioning
minus-squarekamenoko@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up0·11 months agoLa-z-boy recliners are ambush predators, I hope one manages to get him.
minus-squareMagicShel@programming.devlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·11 months agoA fucking recliner? To reduce risk? You want to stick your dick into this thing? That’s a hard pass from me, friend.
minus-squareTja@programming.devlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·11 months agoNo, not a fucking recliner, a fucking recliner.
minus-squareFuglyDuck@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·11 months agoI think they’re saying recliners were safe from Vance. I think they’re underestimating his stupid
minus-squareMagicShel@programming.devlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·11 months agoThat makes way more sense. I should not comment in the middle of the night when I’m half awake.
minus-squareMagicShel@programming.devlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·edit-211 months agoOh, you mean the handle for the penis guillotine? Or are you thinking someone is going to… back onto it? 😳 I guess that could work.
minus-squareCornelius_Wangenheim@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·11 months agoIs he into extreme sounding?
minus-squareHubertManne@moist.catsweat.comlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·11 months agooh sweety. thats not where you stick it at all.
minus-squareCeruleanRuin@lemmings.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·10 months agoNot where you stick it.
minus-squareLost_My_Mind@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·11 months agoYOU LEAVE MY RECLINER ALONE!!!
minus-squarecheese_greater@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·edit-211 months agoWell, alright. Just checkin’
minus-squareIheartcheese@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·11 months agoand I’m checkin out the rest of your living room set.
A couch is too risky. A love seat is right the fuck out. Maybe a recliner or kitchen chair is safe.
He doesn’t want love from his fuck toys. Just cushioning.
More cushioning for the pushioning
La-z-boy recliners are ambush predators, I hope one manages to get him.
A fucking recliner? To reduce risk? You want to stick your dick into this thing? That’s a hard pass from me, friend.
No, not a fucking recliner, a fucking recliner.
I think they’re saying recliners were safe from Vance.
I think they’re underestimating his stupid
That makes way more sense. I should not comment in the middle of the night when I’m half awake.
Yeah, but there’s this thing…
Oh, you mean the handle for the penis guillotine? Or are you thinking someone is going to… back onto it? 😳 I guess that could work.
Is he into extreme sounding?
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oh sweety. thats not where you stick it at all.
Not where you stick it.
YOU LEAVE MY RECLINER ALONE!!!
No.
Well, alright. Just checkin’
and I’m checkin out the rest of your living room set.