Christian@lemmy.ml to Asklemmy@lemmy.mlEnglish · 1 year agoI'm working on a screenplay for a remake of Castaway, but I'm considering not using a volleyball this time. Give me your best casting ideas for which inanimate object should play Wilson.message-squaremessage-square55linkfedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1message-squareI'm working on a screenplay for a remake of Castaway, but I'm considering not using a volleyball this time. Give me your best casting ideas for which inanimate object should play Wilson.Christian@lemmy.ml to Asklemmy@lemmy.mlEnglish · 1 year agomessage-square55linkfedilink
minus-squareShaggySnacks@lemmy.myserv.onelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·1 year agoA coconut. Those who know, will know. Those who don’t, may their innocence last forever.
minus-squareShaggySnacks@lemmy.myserv.onelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·1 year agoGrandma “So that’s what a coconut is used for.”
minus-squareElise@beehaw.orglinkfedilinkarrow-up0·1 year ago“I’ve been doing it wrong all these years”
minus-squareShaggySnacks@lemmy.myserv.onelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·1 year agoGrandma is doing a goatse.
minus-squareShaggySnacks@lemmy.myserv.onelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·1 year agoYou’re welcome, kind Internet Stranger.
A coconut. Those who know, will know. Those who don’t, may their innocence last forever.
Grandma “So that’s what a coconut is used for.”
“I’ve been doing it wrong all these years”
Grandma is doing a goatse.
🤮
Thanks I needed that
You’re welcome, kind Internet Stranger.