“Pack a day smoker? Pussy. I smoke 1 whole pack an hour.”
I’d hit it
That’s just speed running lung cancer
God I wish cigarettes were safe so I could smoke shit like this. I would be using a leafblower to smoke a whole room.
Cancer 3000, get one yours today.
Mentlegen.
I was about to ask if there was a carton adapter. I guess that’s ones way to speed up messing the guy yelling “democracy manifest”
One inhalation on a single cigarette is said to reduce your life by 7 minutes. How does this apply here? Is the scale linear or exponential?
7 minutes per puff? Who says that?
It’s a very rough approximation which was used in anti-smoking campaigns, at least in the 90s/00s.
A lot of that was exaggerated. 7 minutes per puff really doesn’t sound realistic. But since it convinced people to stop smoking I guess everyone agreed it was OK?
I really don’t have a clue, but calculating averages might yield results which don’t represent a directly applicable value. If some people lose tens of years due to dramatic complications, it could weigh up a lot for people who barely lose any life length.
Again, I’m just guessing wildly, but anything which scares people away from smoking is good in my opinion.
Again, I’m just guessing wildly, but anything which scares people away from smoking is good in my opinion.
That’s where I disagree, spreading misinformation as scientific fact causes people to lose trust in health authorities, and it fuels things like the anti-vax movement and flat earthers. The ends don’t justify the means.
came here to mention the 500 adapter haha
The double cigarette HDMI Adapter is also great:
https://www.printables.com/model/954886-double-cigarette-hdmi-adapter
This is the kind of shit that makes 3d printing community special. Physical shitposts beyond imagination.
Man, I never thought of it as a physical shitpost. Now it all makes sense.
Lol
This is great
Whoa… wait. Think of what you could do with that
When you want to create the atmosphere of the 60s without having to smoke anything yourself?
When you want to “lubricate” the insides of the vacuum.
“Gum up” the insides.
Lmao I hope it rotates
For when you just need to die, right fucking now.
Then you’ll need some of this
What is that?
Chewing tabacco called nasvai, used in eastern europe by teenagers, there’s also more cultured version called snys
Snus is Sweden
I wouldn’t call it cultured. I have been in meetings with people sticking fingers in the mouth to put/remove snys, or put the used ones back in the box, it was quite disgusting…
True true, but nasvai is made out of shit, so that’s some improvement at least
Fair enough, the bar is indeed even lower.
“Got a light ?”
Captain Hooks wet dream
Makes me want to watch Taskmaster NZ again
Ooooh how is NZ TV? I love myself a good bit of British TV including OG taskmaster. I tried the Australian one but as with most Australian shows I find them too “Americanised” with over-dramatic editing and sob stories. Is NZ a bit more natural and low-key in their shows?
I’m a huge fan of the original British TM, but TM New Zealand is honestly amazing. The whole thing is available on YouTube (thanks Little Alex Horne + team!!!).
In my and many of my friends’ opinion, TM New Zealand Series 2 is one of the best TM series. TM New Zealand in general is absolutely unhinged.
Series 1 feels a bit off, which is probably because it’s unlike British TM. I got used to it fairly quick though.
TM NZ Series 3 (final episode releases on YouTube in 2-3 days)
I don’t see an official source for series 4. And, FYI, series 5 has started.
I love Series 2 and that the whole cast still gets together and posts pics online. But I also really loved both Josh “well alRIGHT!” Thomson and Chris “The Goose” Parker on series 3.
Yep! Series 4 hasn’t “released” on YouTube yet. I saw Paul William’s story on instagram that they’re releasing Series 5 on TV, but sadly I don’t have access to that. I’m fine being behind by 1-2 years though.
I only watch Taskmaster and a couple things that Taskmaster NZ contestants do (like Guy Montgomery’s Guy Mont-Spelling Bee). That said, Taskmaster NZ is really good.
I’ve been a Taskmaster UK fan since episode 1 and I knew that Paul Williams (the NZ Taskmaster’s Assistant) is friends with folks like Rose Matifeo (who was in the music video for Surf Music) and James Acaster (who used Euroleague for music in his standup special Cold Lasagna Hate Myself 1999) so I gave it a shot and was very happy I did. I wasn’t as impressed with the Australian Taskmaster, but I only watched the first season/series.
Paul just watching his brother like :0
😂
🦀MENTLEGEN🦀
Spycrab
I remember when I was a kid, the Guinness book of world records had an entry for most cigarettes smoked at once. There was a picture of a guy with a whole bunch of cigarettes stuffed in his mouth smoking them. Great reading material for kids back then.
The 2002 edition! I had that one too.
Yeah mine was 1980. Didn’t know they kept it in that long!
But breathing through the plastic might cause cancer!!
GENTLEMEN