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Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 11 months ago

The ring of fire

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The ring of fire

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  • HootinNHollerin@lemmy.world
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    11 months ago

    The ghost, of ghost peppers

  • Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world
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    11 months ago

    That’s right where my balls would have been!!!

    • i_dont_want_to@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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      11 months ago

      Goodness gracious great balls of fire

  • MrJameGumb@lemmy.world
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    11 months ago

    This is why you don’t eat the flaming hot Cheetos on long road trips

  • CaptainBasculin@lemmy.ml
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    And I fell into a burning ring of fire

    I went down, down, down as the flames went rising higher

    And it burns, burns, burns

    And it burns, burns, burns

    In a ring of fire

    • ayyy@sh.itjust.works
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      11 months ago

      Doot doo doot doo doot doodoodooooo

  • FilthyShrooms@lemmy.world
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    11 months ago

    Chipotle

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      11 months ago

      ShitPotLe

  • ComicalMayhem@lemmy.world
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    11 months ago

    pondered your orb too hard?

    • Carl@sh.itjust.works
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      11 months ago

      I burned my father’s hand with a clear pikachu bouncy ball when I was a kid. Those were fun times.

  • Armok: God of Blood@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    11 months ago

    Glad to see Red Hot Nickel Ball is back.

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    11 months ago

    Damn, Taco Bell?

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    11 months ago

    Don’t buy the anal vibrator on Temu

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    11 months ago

    This is what happens when a Voldemort gets hold of a Hairy Pooter.

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    11 months ago

    This is why we cover our orbs people!

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    11 months ago

    The fact that it’s so perfectly positioned, makes me think somebody did this on purpose, maybe holding a magnifying glass by the window, people passed nearby but paid no attention - after all, nobody’s trying to break into the car - but there they were, fucking up somebody’s car with an analog, rudimentary, sun-powered, laser-like device: a piece of glass.

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      Could be, but I think a seat heating malfunction is more likely. Looks like an older vehicle so there’s all sorts of things that could break down.

      The driver also might’ve just parked it in the exact right spot to catch problematic sun reflections. There’s been a few buildings that are known to cause issues. People who parked around the ‘Walkie Talkie’ building in London had melted body panels, mirrors, burns in their interior, etc. They had to install screens on the building to stop this ‘death ray’ effect.

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    Someone dropped the cherry?

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      11 months ago

      And then maybe farted in sheer panic?

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    Wait… That’s not a couch!

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      11 months ago

      Doesn’t matter had sex

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        11 months ago

        Vance? Is that you?

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    11 months ago

    Warning: hot beverage

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      11 months ago

      Thanks for reminding me of the phrase “fused labia”

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