- eVeryTHing Is CaNceLledd 
- I remember when Jesus got banned for a week on Facebook for posting a racist meme. So unfair. - Jesus also gave his boyfriend a handjob at a play. - After blowing vaporized nicotine on some children. - Or when Jesus said “grab them by the pussy”. 
 
 
 
- That explains why we never hear about either of them anymore. 
- ROFL She’s making a lot of noise but not saying anything of value. These public outbursts are quite silly, especially the factually inaccurate ones! - As the great philosopher Crustallus Aquae said - talkin’ loud as a motherfucker, but still ain’t sayin’ shit 
- Her audience is the stupid. - She is merely the political conduit from which their chaotic stupidity is expressed. Just a vessel which has basic needs, taking up a seat which would be better served by having someone smarter in it. 
 
- She’s making a lot of noise but not saying anything of value. - Well yeah… she’s a Republican. 
 
- Says the coke whore 
- I actually feel embarrassed for her. Donny, you’re out of your element. - Ten year olds, dude. 
 
- Republicans are so predictable and their base is so gullible. Too bad Democrats don’t want to win. 
- Ugh. This shit stain is on her way to becoming my representative. Fml. - well, now you’ve learnt how not to deal with the situation after the recent Trump rally… 
 
- Apparently Jesus did get cancelled pretty hard, but he uncancelled himself three days later. - I’d try the same cancelling method on Trump. Just to see if he uncancels himself after 3 days. - Pure scientific curiosity, mind you. I’m not saying this in any political sense. - Hypothetically, if the Toupee did get cancelled in the same manner as the character known as Jesus, his followers would likely steal and hide the body after three days too. - If, hypothetically, this were to happen, I wouldn’t mind. Actually I would leave the grave open so they could steal the body easily. And I would not care at all if they claimed they saw him resurrecting even though he wouldn’t ever again appear in public. 
 
 
- Two days later, which is “on the third day.” 
- No one should have that kind of power! - When you’re famous they just let you 
 
 
- If only that dude had crucified Trump instead, I would say maybe there is a relationship between Jesus and Trump. 
- Is this the new “Simpsons already did it”? - Cunk already did it… - (3:40 if you want to get right to it) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UoSUx1xyj1E - Ah shit I posted this exact clip before seeing this. Glad I’m not the only one fearfully watching life catch up to parodied life. 
 
- ain’t nobody got a problem with Jesus. Just a vocal subset of his followers. - Yeah Jesus was pretty based. Conservative Christians could learn alot from that book. 
 
- Rarely I get to post a relevant Cunk on Earth clip, this is one of those times. 
- Trump is Jesus, why haven’t I seen the similarities before? Inform everyone! 
- Lauren the Boob runs her mouth again. 












