can anyone recommend a good TV show to binge after eating an indica gummy
That uranium yellow cake will do that to a maf’k
Ja. Gut so, Jaqueline. Lass alles raus, Jaqueline. Nicht durch die Nasen!
Nicht so tief, Rudiger… nicht so tief!
I specifically googled this and the results did not help.
What?
Scavenger reign
Donnie Darko. The man’s best friend is a giant bunny.
If only they did this instead of fucking dying
Tummy hurting. Death it is then.
I just keep feeding them mustard
The Orville, or The Good Place
Really enjoying The Orville right now!
Did you start because of me? :)
No but I was coincidentally browsing Lemmy while the intro was rolling
Oh neat.
What’s bojack up to
Just the very usual Bojack activities.
you know, puking some sand
Are too much cotton candy
I think it’s his lung
Mister would you please help my pony?
He coughed up snot in the doorway
And I think his lung’s fucked up
Bojack after cotton candy
Was looking for the Bojack comment!
If you hate the picture you just posted, then… you might not wanna watch My Little Pony.
Ok now that I mentioned it, you’re probably going to.
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There’s a German saying about that: “Ich hab schon Pferde kotzen sehen” (I’ve seen horses vomit) implying you’ve seen everything, even the impossible.
Das hab ich ja noch nie gehört. Wo kommst du her?
Direkt aus einer Wendy Zeitschrift.
An equivalent to flying pigs?
That would be “Wenn Schweine fliegen (können)”. It’s a literal translation.
Ich habe Dinge gesehen, die ihr Menschen niemals glauben würdet. Gigantische Schiffe, die brannten, draußen vor der Schulter des Orion. Und ein rosa fliegendes Schwein, genannt Pupsi, im Kino, nahe meiner 6-jährigern Tochter.
RFC 1925 (3) With sufficient thrust, pigs fly just fine. However, this is not necessarily a good idea. It is hard to be sure where they are going to land, and it could be dangerous sitting under them as they fly overhead.
What about giraffes?
Giraffes vomit constantly and on purpose.
Then they chew it again and swallow it. Because 4 stomachs just isn’t enough.
That seems like a huge design error. Who’s responsible for this?
In the wild they spend most of their day running. That action would make them throw up consistently, so they developed the ability to not throw up.
the entirety of the horse is a design error, ever wonder why they sleep standing up?
What are we looking at then?
It may be the exact moment that the horse tears open a bag of grain, spilling it’s contents. Not sure though.
AI pic
The motion blur is too good, as well as the surrounding geometry. Then again, AI pics are getting more realistic
The motion blur is what is most characteristic of AI. Also the horses lack of shadow, the nonsense text on signs, the fact that there’s a horse in a convenience store.
Obviously it’s a vampiric horse, hence no shadow.
Eh it could just be really diffuse lighting in the store. The horse looks real enough under the light, as does the sandy vomit.
I think what gives it away is the weird cola shelving and the strange purple light fixture
And the fact that everyone pointed out that horses can’t vomit. Which I just learned.
Horse eating. The photo is played backwards.
How do you play a photo?
Forwards, usually. Just not in this case.
You play records on a phonograph, maybe you can play photos on a recordgraph?
I’m just picturing a horse walking up to hay and activating VACCU-SUC mode
Smiling Friends would be perfect
I fucking love Zach Hadel
Some of the funniest shit I’ve ever heard was him on sleepycast and Oneyplays
His one liner on oneyplays discussing Jimmy Neutron visiting r/braincels had me gasping for air
I hope that’s the last time I have to prove to you that I can not only drink like a horse, but in fact more. Pussy ass equine baby filly, use a straw next time. (Also if you are heading my direction I tink I need a ride, … come on, just you and me, we’ll go on an adventure! No stopping for extra shorts, I promise, really, I swear)
PSA: Alcohol is a bit stupid but average alcohol culture is just horrible & makes no one “cool”. There is no need for silly macho stuff, peer pressure, or endangering other by your own consumption, directly or indirectly).
South Park ftw
Star trek
