I am leaning into the whole “Democrats have god-like power over the weather” conspiracy because it pleases me to use that as a reason for voting Kamala. Why vote against the team with the hurricane machine? They are obviously much stronger.
Maybe the squirrel bit that guy because the squirrel knew deep down that guy was here to fuck up the squirrels life which he did by inserting himself into the situation.
This would be my villain origin story when they are talking about “what drove him to commit atrocities”
I don’t think the government needed to get involved. If this guy was hoarding animals then okay. He had a squirrel and the gov’t killed it? Thank you gov’t I really feel safer now knowing you killed this guy’s squirrel.
How could anyone think this is right?
People who hate women do. Conservatives hate women and enjoying their suffering and pain is absolutely part of their motivation.
It is too generous the benefit of the doubt to just say they are ambivalent about women suffering from this. Having the power to hurt other people is all they care and want
Hurting women is part of the platform. This is not even an ‘unintended’ consequence.
I do not have a hard time believing that he feels so very badly for himself and all the unnecessary trauma that he feels that he has endured.
Those are all the stifled n-words shes been holding back thus far in her brief lifespan thus far. They all came out at once
Just because they have been doesn’t mean that will serve as the status quo indefinitely.
There is no wrath greater than the anger of a patient man. The performative rage of MAGA bleating hollows in comparison.
On the timeline where Harambe wasn’t killed is the one where “policy matters”.
And to be clear nobody is saying that policy won’t be crucial to her administration, rather it is meaningless at best (or detrimental at worst) to talk about it during the campaign.
The fragile progressive/neoliberal big tent alliance needed to hold autocracy at bay need not get dragged into the weeds by bickering amongst themselves over hypothetical issues that won’t even matter unless they actually win first.
Policy will matter as soon as MAGAs golden cow is sent to pasture. Mentally/physically/emotionally he won’t be viable as a candidate in 2028 (at which point Peter Thiel’s next Moldbug inspired ghoul will present themselves)
The right wing viciously hates America despite their rhetoric to the contrary.
You cannot hate your fellow countrymen and seek actively disenfranchise them by dismantling the rule of law and the right to vote while at the same time purporting to champion “American Values”.
MAGA are not patriotic Americans anymore than Mussolini supporters were “patriotic Italians”. Just a grab bag of classless opportunistic assholes with a vision that extends no further than the tip of their dick.
“So sorry for cutting up your beloveds corpse meat. We should have allowed it to become putrid inside it’s corpse box suitably buried the requisite distance from the sky.”
-Mgmt
boss man: “Okay team 😀 good to see you all here. Now unfortunately we need to go over some stuff 😕 again and it’s not 🚫 good. Remember how before we talked about how planes aren’t supposed to be touching each other…?”
Big Clam has been suppressing synthetic clam juice research for years
Eating disorders are a good example of how online spaces can spread mental illness like a virus. Individuals with ED’s often have this insatiable urge to post ED propaganda online, much like rabies makes it’s victims have the urge to bite people. It is how the virus perpetuates itself.
Sometimes ED will arrive organically in an individual without digital exposure to it, but some people only acquire it because they literally fell down an online rabbit hole. Very similar to MAGA in terms of being a digital mind-virus
Elon loves Hitler-stans. He cannot love Hitler directly so he chose a Hitler-stan in order to enjoy Hitler by proxy.
The thing about Ashlu Babbitt is that nothing of value was lost
hohoho… My friend you have fallen into the trap. By me responding to this comment about how nobody is actually discussing beans, we are now engaged in a discussion about beans!
Thus furthers our plot of packing bean related content into the algorithm. This is the only way to save our timeline from Skynet!
Oddly, Iranian women showing their hair is the best way to defeat the Iranian regime.