or to make the worst impression ig
Any media in any format, sequels not included.
Idiocracy packaged as an accurate history of the most powerful species on the planet.
my good answer is the wikipedia page for human
by evil answer is the wikipedia page for the dark forest hypothesis
More evil answer: The page on Junko Furuta. Them aliens packing up and leaving after reading that fucked up shit.
Rofl the perfect stfu
Perfect
WAP by Cardi B. I wanna see their faces.
I too would welcome extermination of the human species by aliens.
Because of a mating display? That’s cold.
Imagine being the first human to Rick Roll another species.
My neighbor’s dog rolls his eyes at you
The Anarchist Cookbook.
because it would be funny
IED and molotov touting naked aliens is a new mental image for me.
That one fucked up hentai comic… I wanna give them mental distress as a leg up in the war between them and us.
That one fucked up hentai?
Oh you sweet summer child…
And yet, I know the one they meant…
Yes, that one. I know there are others, but you know exactly which is the one I’m referring to.
zip bomb
all aliens use tar.gz archives sorry
i wonder how aliens would take sarcasm:
life in plastic, it’s fantastic~
bonus wholesome:
I send Independence Day and to tell them it is a documentary. Now they know not to fuck with us.
Rather they know not to fuck with us while running Mac OS 7.5
I guess Paper in itself is a pretty neat invention.
Drinking from cups
?
Drinking out of cups? With the seahorse, seashell party?
Not me. No way! Not my chair, not my problem.
That’s what I say.
The music video of Never Gonna Give You Up by Rick Astley
On a gold disc.
Backdoor Sluts Vol. 7
“Mlorp, how do these beings even manage to procreate? This one is using the incorrect orifice, and this one removed his genital proboscis moments before copulation was complete!”
“Let’s leave them alone, Floop. They will extinct themselves shortly.”
I wanna send them a copy of FF8!
If you’re familiar with it, you’ll get what kind of impression it might give.
“You mean to tell me this species’ moon is just full of monsters, and it ejaculates them onto the planet in regular intervals? And they don’t really do anything about it?”
Yep! Wait until you can see what my sword does.
A badly trained LLM.
Let them ask whatever they want of it without any way of verifying if what it says is correct.kind of a Rorschach situation
