I know someone where all 3 are bat shit crazy some of the time every month.
Bangs with a long mullet and shaved sides. Treat yourself queens.
Very accurate. I’ve finally reached that butt length “chop it all off” part of the circle again. I save a picture of “short hair” me just as a reminder not to go all the way. The crow can heck off. I like bangs.
Lol
Use a clarifying shampoo. Will help.
My wife has bangs. Had them since 2007. I love it.
😂😂
I would love to chop it all off and rock short hair but that would look so dumb on me. Woe :(
I once accidentally shaved my head. That is how I learned I won’t look good if I ever go bald.
Same, I have a big beard so I looked like a literal clown
I shave my head year-round and I grow a long beard in the winter. I just can’t figure out how to handle the transition well. Like, here? Maybe here? Fade it? I dunno. A goatee solves the problem but nothing says bitter old dude like a baldheaded goatee.
I have a great big bushy beard now, but at the time I believe I was just sporting a goatee. Not sure if that makes it better or worse.
I like short hair. I hate styling hair. Pony tail it is.
I think my second wolf are the first one. The crow continues to be a problem.
Long hair when it’s freshly washed: :D
Long hair when you need to take a shower AGAIN: ;_;
I used to be adamant to keep my long hair. I hated caring for it. Grandother kept suggesting I try short hair.
Grandma was right. When I finally tried short hair… Never again do I want the head-heavy pain-generating mess-prone burden of long hair. I cut that shit when it’s long enough to reach my chin.
I had gorgeous golden locks as a kid. The moment I had to wash and comb it on my own, I got it all chopped. Sometime later, I started wondering how I’d look with longer hair. Grew it out. Not bad, but not worth the effort either. Chopped it all off again. I’m a guy btw.
Sometimes, I wish I was born as a woman. I get sexually harassed and put down anyway. But I like these kinds of problems better.
david attenborough voice And here we have an egg cracking. It’s a wonderful sight to behold!
Hey, I still have you know…still feel like a man. I just objectively think it would be better if I was not (not saying women have it all easy and aren’t discriminated)
As a man, I relate to this meme. The first wolf is winning :)
As a man, my wolves are hairless and my crow has no feathers. The problem of what to do with my hair would be nice to have.
Bangs are so damn cute though
For 2 weeks and then they are too long but it isn’t time to get the rest of your hair trimmed. So for the next 4-10 weeks they are just a mess. I love short hair but then I need it cut every 4 to 6 weeks so I usually end up growing it out so it only needs to be cut every 6 months. Sometimes I really understand Dolly and her wigs and wish I could wear one without sweating like crazy. Don’t even get me started on the wavy/curly that becomes a frizz bomb as soon as there is a hint of rain but cannot use any product on it without looking like Snape’s sister.
Get your hair stylist to teach you how to trim your own bangs :)
This is true. No exageration. No emphasise. No approximation trying to be funny. Truth.
fuck this crow fr
What’s wrong with bangs? They’re fucking hot
What’s wrong with bangs?
absolutely nothingEasy to mess up, hard to maintain.
Often look like the equivalent of putting a bowl on your head and cutting hair like that.
Buy when executed well? To each their own, I don’t think they look great personally, but that’s like, just my opinion man
Hey bangs are nice :( just not DIY bangs that stem from “ohmygod-my-hair-is-too-heavy-gtfo-my-face” energy, which is hard to resist.
Every time I get a haircut I like going shorter though, just a matter of convincing the stylist to let me get a mullet/undercut since they think it’ll “look like a bad haircut” and seem convinced it’ll ruin their reputation lol. Just let me indulge my trashy instincts please and thank you! 😂
