A little mind control in their life builds character
She’s going places.
She’s going to the breakfast cereal aisle by the look of things.
And not just in costco either, sams club too.
Queen
You wear a tinfoil cap to keep the radio waves from controlling your brain.
I wear a tinfoil cap to keep my brain’s waves from interfering with nearby electronics.
We are not the same.
Finally found a brother who gets it
So that’s how I stop the fridge from reciting random frog facts!
Do you really want it to stop though?
It’s my job!
Did you know that pumpkin toadlets are so tiny that they can’t land correctly when they jump?Yes! Did you know that they can’t hear their own mating calls?
Yes!
I wear my tinfoil cap to keep people from socializing with me.
We are not the same.
That’s what Larry did on Curb!
His hat pushed society away and he loved it.
It’s the same picture
thinks mind controlling radio waves are a legitimate threat that needs to be protected against
doesn’t take steps to also protect their young children from that danger
classic
Insert that photo of a pregnant lady smoking while talking to the news about how something else is making her concerned for her kids.
I feel like between 2-5, every parent would kill for some decent child mind control.
Morons always procreate and it’s been holding back the rest of the human race since the beginning of time.
Malthus is that you???
You’re about one step away from eugenics lol
I’d say one step away from an Idiocracy reference, two steps from eugenics, lol.
How do you define intelligence? What evidence do you have that intelligence is genetic?
Being free from mind control means seeing idiots wearing tinfoil hats?
Mom brain. Judging by the ages of the kids in the image she hasn’t slept well for years.
The tin foil isn’t protecting her from the mind control chemicals in all that makeup.
The babies have evolved past tin foil
Someone did a study at MIT about tin foil hats, and found that not only do they not screen radio interference, in some cases, can actually magnify them.
Conclusion: The helmets amplify frequency bands that coincide with those allocated to the US government between 1.2 Ghz and 1.4 Ghz. According to the FCC, These bands are supposedly reserved for ‘‘radio location’’ (ie, GPS), and other communications with satellites (see, for example, [3]). The 2.6 Ghz band coincides with mobile phone technology. Though not affiliated by government, these bands are at the hands of multinational corporations. It requires no stretch of the imagination to conclude that the current helmet craze is likely to have been propagated by the Government, possibly with the involvement of the FCC. We hope this report will encourage the paranoid community to develop improved helmet designs to avoid falling prey to these shortcomings.
MIT is obviously is trying to trick us into removing our protection!
Duh. Everybody knows the only thing that works is Velostat. You cannot use any other material.
Copyright from 1999-2020. Time to start selling off-brand versions!
I was all-in on that paragraph, but then the last statement rolled into vision, and now I can’t take it seriously again.
Correction: someone did a study at MIT about aluminum helmets, not tin foil hats. The important distinction being aluminum vs. tin.
Word to the wise: Only buy tin for your protective day wear, as it hasn’t been proven ineffective at blocking radio waves by MIT, unlike aluminum. Stay safe out there!
Quick addendum: This is a bit. Don’t come after me, Big Aluminum.
aluminum vs. tin
isnt most if not all tinfoilj just aluminum foil these days? It’s one of the legacy terms that nobody really uses correctly anymore.
Correct!
Obviously an Illuminati plot to prevent us from effectively shielding ourselves from their mind control.
oh shit, my bad.
No, your statement was 100% correct. What I’m saying is that the Illuminati were the ones who changed the material tinfoil is made of in order to make it less effective.
There is also steel and gold foil. Neither is great for hats, but they’re stipp options!
“Oh…no, no, no honey, the steel hat doesn’t go with that outfit, try the gold one.”
They could start wearing those lead vests radiologists put on you when you get an xray alongside the aluminum hats. We know those definitely block radiation at least. Maybe a combo would make it block mind control rays extra good.
If we’re in the business of blocking/absorbing signals instead of reflecting them, apparently cadmium bromide is a solid choice.
https://www.photonics.com/Articles/Common_Infrared_Optical_Materials_and_Coatings_A/a25495
That is a genius conclusion.
So tinfoil hats are pushed by the mind-controllers, and those that are persuaded by this weak signal start wearing them to receive the signal more strongly and be mind-controlled more thoroughly
Exactly what the mind controllers want you to think. They want you to think they don’t work, but I know, I know the truth!
I don’t want to bother checking the original, but it seems like satire to me
i did the work to validate. it definitely is, lady is pretty funny
I’m waiting for the day someone wears a tinfoil hat specifically to protect only their head from beta radiation from something stupid like a pile of slightly radioactive rocks from a mine.
It would just be so funny to demonstrate an actual use, but not care about covering the test of your body lol.
That’s not how “POV” works.
sad tire
That’s not how satire works.
i said sad tire. wtf is satire
Not what you think it is
