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Die Martin Die@sh.itjust.works to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world ·
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Thank G*d I grew up in the 90s. Everything is woke now. Smh my head

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Thank G*d I grew up in the 90s. Everything is woke now. Smh my head

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Die Martin Die@sh.itjust.works to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world ·
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  • squaresinger@lemmy.world
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    14 days ago

    And now do 2025… We are regressing fast.

  • SlartyBartFast@sh.itjust.works
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    Who the fuck is G*d? Do you mean God?

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      Officially it’s Ganusd, but there are different stages:

      G*d God G0d GOd

    • u/lukmly013 💾 (lemmy.sdf.org)@lemmy.sdf.org
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      Nah, Gg0d. Double gee oh dee byatch!

    • MBM@lemmings.world
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      13 days ago

      Dunno if it applies here but it’s a thing some Jewish people do

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      Agreed I’m not even reading further than that shit.

    • Geodad@lemmy.world
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      13 days ago

      I prefer god.

  • PagPag@lemmy.world
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    13 days ago

    Shaking my head my head.

    • AdolfSchmitler@lemmy.world
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      13 days ago

      ATM Machine

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        13 days ago

        Thanks, I hate it

      • Echo Dot@feddit.uk
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        You have to put your PIN number in the ATM machine

  • IndescribablySad@threads.net@sh.itjust.works
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    I don’t remember any of this. Since when was foreman black?

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      I salute you. Nice job on not seeing color.

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        14 days ago

        https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uRNKxAy049w

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          Ashly Burch is so talented!

    • Proprietary_Blend@lemmy.world
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      Lots of people have black hair. How is that wake?

      • macniel@feddit.org
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        How is that wake?

        its about to crash, so get on your surfboard already!

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      14 days ago

      This vexes me

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    Honestly, one of the worst things House did to the modern zeitgeist was to convince techbros that shoving ket up your nose 24/7 will make you smarter.

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      1. It was vicodin

      2. It didn’t make him smarter, it allowed him to think about something else besides the pain.

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        It didn’t make him smarter, it allowed him to think about something else besides the pain.

        As far as I know, that’s 99% the reason why people use drugs.

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          Then there are those of us who are mostly taking drugs to calm down our immune system when god’s green creatures are mating.

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            I take clown tranquilizers!

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      Last time I did ket I found my lying on the front lawn of an LA suburban family home, in the rain, watching Mel Gibson choke out Gary Busey, but I definitely was not anymore intelligent from that encounter.

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        Man everyone’s having fun on drugs, meanwhile I just sit there unable to figure out whether I have my glasses on

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          12 days ago

          Thanks for the belly laugh

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      Wasn’t it vicodin abuse? All I remember them saying about ketamine was House saying it was a lame drug for being heroin without the high.

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        Wasn’t it vicodin abuse?

        Yes, for the leg pain initially. Although, I thought for sure either he or one of his staff experimented with other drugs, including stimulants, for various reasons.

        I might just be confusing him with Sherlock Holmes, who was notorious for cocaine addiction.

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          Well for one episode he did try some risky drug that eliminated his pain completely, but he ended up stopping the use because it was extremely dangerous.

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          I think the lady that had the degenerative disease did party drugs as she grappled with her diagnosis. I don’t remember names.

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            lmao very fitting because she was referred to as “13” for most of the show, i think her real name was Remy? she had Huntingtons

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        At some point he starts injecting ketamine for his leg

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          It didn’t make him smarter.

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            If I recall correctly, he was afraid it was making him dumber.

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              yeah but only because his leg didn’t hurt at all, so he wasn’t miserable. Non-miserable House didn’t make others miserable as much, which in his mind was bad because him being an ass made others better doctors. and since nothing mattered more than saving the puzzle, he didn’t want less than the best from his team

              so House in fact thought being nice made him dumber

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    Woman

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      I bet those woke libs would put 2 or more women in the main cast if they made the show today.

      But maybe they’d all be gorgeous.

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        And they’d be named Cameron, Thirteen and Cutthroat Bitch.

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        One of them might even be clutches pearls bisexual… and interested in black men

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      litarelly the worst

      imagine if they made house’s boss a woman

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        that too a hot one

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      Wo-man. Whoooah, man.

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    I’m sorry, but Wilson a Twink?

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      Maybe 20 years earlier, he was.

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      he was in dead poet’s society

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    If they made Better Call Saul in the 80s it would have been about Mike ruthlessly tracking a family through an authoritarian pan-dimensional nexus.

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      someone give RizzRustbolt a 50 million usd budget

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    Episodes 7 and 15 would’ve taken place on the holodeck.

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    In 2024/5 media companies are too terrified of anything that even appears to be new for “House MD” to get the green light. To get it made now it would have to full embrace its remakeness and it would be Dr Holmes MD and his assistant Dr Watson.

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      Did you mean: https://www.imdb.com/title/tt22475008/

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        I guess so.

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    I am literally shaking

    • very_well_lost@lemmy.world
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      Probably sarcoidosis

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        Might also be lupus.

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          It’s never lupus

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      Did you try medicine drug?

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    Uh the correct expression is shaking my smh

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    Idk, I think it’s lupus.

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      Underrated comment. However, it’s never lupus.

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    Go woke, no broke

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    Nah. Wouldn’t it have just been one season and then cancelled the rest because they didn’t make a billion overnight?

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