9:59 and counting.
By calling 911.
I have a wonderful collection of spirits and a ton of strange instruments at home. So well have a drink and then we jam a bit.
I also might have some acid laying around if you are down for some weirder tunes.
ancient spirits or liquid spirits?
First day back at work after two weeks off, so…. you can walk my dog? He’s pretty bored
yeah buddy! i knew i bought poop bags for a reason.
Contemporary dance obviously
I’m not at my place right now. If you come to my friend’s place where we’re at, you can have a donut and maybe pet the cat.
Beer on the deck and we can throw the Frisbee for my dogs.
Get in loser, I’m teaching you to selfhost
I’ll pick up some cherry coke and red vines. Show me your mgmtConfig code.
Honestly. I’d be down for this kind of evening.
So basically, this…?
May I visit you?
I kind of did this to a friend of mine. We both got some 18 year old laptops that still run on x86 and we wanted to install Linux on them (arch specifically). We met at my place, and I started with trying to get it work. He meanwhile realised he needed something so I gave him my key and hopped into a skirt while he was away. When he returned I just turned ti him, made a “gun” with my fingers and said “I lied to you, I dont have Netflix. Take of your shoes, we are installing 32 bit Arch”. Funniest shit of my life.
I have an induction forge and an induction smelting crucible. That’s literally endless entertainment, until my arms get tired.
We’d go to the pub down the street and have a good evening
can I come 🥺
Depends, probably I’m going to pretend to not be home and not answer my phone.
But if you’re someone I like, I might force you to learn the rules to French Tarot and play that. Or another trick taking game like hearts or spades. Assuming my brother is also home and we have a 3rd player.
There’s also always music, movies, tv shows, et cetera.
We could crochet.
If you’re gay we could probably have sex. I’m normally down to clown.
We could play fetch with the dogs.
If all else fails you can play games on the Xbox while I read.
But really, if you’re just showing the hell up with 10 minutes of warning you need to be the one with a plan here. Otherwise I’m probably going to just keep doing what I normally do and you can join in if you want.
I didn’t realise it was “French” tarot, we just call it tarot, lol. That said it was more a game my parents would play, I don’t really know the rules myself.
In the US (And I think most English speaking countries??) “tarot” generally refers to the divination cards people use to do readings about the future and such. “French Tarot” is the trick taking card game using the 78 card deck with the standard (hearts, diamonds, clubs, spades) suits+the trump suit. That said, most people in the US would have no idea what I meant if I mentioned french tarot, and would just assume I was talking about the divination cards. Lol
It’s honestly become my favorite card game, though I’ve really only just started getting into it.
Uuuuh that french tarot game seems right up my alley. Nice. Ill be at your place in ten.
It’s so worth getting into it you’ve got people to play with. Online play is a thing, too, but the rules are complicated enough that I had to play with physical cards a few times to really get it. I also slightly updated the rules on it and created a formula for the calculator to make it easier for folks. I didn’t so much change the rules for our home game, but updated the scoring. Normal french tarot using half point that made the math difficult for some people, so I moved the decimal and 4.5 became 45, shit like that
Looked at the rules and will try. Thanks for the half point change. Might help.
If you want, I made a little rule sheet designed to printed out in tarot card size to go with the deck. It’s pretty minimal, but includes a nice formula for the calculator so you don’t have to actually do any math when tabulating scores.
Also, pro-tip: only the takers points matter. You don’t have to calculate the scores of everyone at the table, as defenders points are literally worthless. The only thing that matters is if the taker makes their contract.
Oh yeah i really want that.
I can offer a selection of board games and music of assorted genres on vinyl. If you’re lucky, I can conjure some food.
Oh shit, are you a genie? I wish for a thousand wishes.
Granted. Your selection has now been reduced to a list of a thousand very specific wishes. Any wish not on the list will be deducted from your remaining wishes without further effect.
well shit
I’m home now, but if someone is going to give me a 10 minute warning, I won’t be when they get here.
haha yes! a scavenger hunt. ill look for clues of your whereabouts in your house. you cant hide forever!
Mario Tennis on the N64. Sorry though, we’ll need to play the clay court, as my HDMI adapter for the VGA washes all the colours and makes the ball hard to see on grass.
You can either join me in sitting around a small fire and discussing rc stuff, star trek, guns, and how functionally unregulated capitalism is destroying the planet, or you can keep moving.
I hope you’ll join me, I’m making breakfast. Eggs, potatoes, bacon, biscuits, and pancakes if you’re okay with some mildly overcooked spots.
I have all kinds of fun things to do, just come and see. We can play dress-up.
A few days later....It rubs the lotion on its skin, or else it gets the hose again.
