phonics@lemmy.world to Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world · 15 days agoill be at your house in 10 minutes. how will you entertain me?message-squaremessage-square270linkfedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10file-text
arrow-up11arrow-down1message-squareill be at your house in 10 minutes. how will you entertain me?phonics@lemmy.world to Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world · 15 days agomessage-square270linkfedilinkfile-text
minus-squaredfyx@lemmy.helios42.delinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·15 days agoI can offer a selection of board games and music of assorted genres on vinyl. If you’re lucky, I can conjure some food.
minus-squarephonics@lemmy.worldOPlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·15 days agoOh shit, are you a genie? I wish for a thousand wishes.
minus-squaredfyx@lemmy.helios42.delinkfedilinkarrow-up0·15 days agoGranted. Your selection has now been reduced to a list of a thousand very specific wishes. Any wish not on the list will be deducted from your remaining wishes without further effect.
I can offer a selection of board games and music of assorted genres on vinyl. If you’re lucky, I can conjure some food.
Oh shit, are you a genie? I wish for a thousand wishes.
Granted. Your selection has now been reduced to a list of a thousand very specific wishes. Any wish not on the list will be deducted from your remaining wishes without further effect.
well shit