Caned to death
Where does one even learn to can?
Ah, the Professor
Looks like AI has the natural selection module activated.
While i could not replicate this image, i did learn of a horrifying product called Scrotox.
Just simply inject botulinum toxin into your scrote and soon your nutsack will look like Mr Cleans shiny, shiny head!
This dude couldn’t get any of his customers’ balls on his website? I call shenanigans!
huh. i wonder if they could use that as some sort of male contraceptive. i wonder if that’s what got them the IRB approval to test it.
It’s probably fine, but Imma leave that link blue
In the navy I once watched a recruit try to iron his pants while he was wearing them.
Trying that now; will check in later
Can confirm, use this trick before every night out. AMA.
What’s your favorite dinosaur?
Chickens.
Now place your balls in a bowl and cover with plastic wrap. Wait ten minures for them to cool somewhat and you can rub the skin off easily with a paper towel
I mean the iron would work bit it would also cook it and leave you infertile and open to potential infection
The skin there is supposed to be naturally looser because those parts need room to move
To rinkly
AI is the new tide pod challenge
It tastes like burning!
It tastes like
burning!slop
Nice. I wish I had thought of that. It has the bonus of working with the phrase, “oink, oink, capitalist pig” too.
The skin grafts would probably be smooth after all is said and done
Fucking ouch!
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now… about that other wing you’ll need
Bee sting. It works 90% of the time every-time.
Explaining why your meats is inside of a bee hive is a whole different problem.
To be fair, heat does cause it to hang low and stretch the skin, therefore reducing the wrinkles.
i don’t feel like playing with my scrote all day wouldn’t it wrinkle back up as soon as it got cold again?
interesting troubleshooting search prompt, someone has a pressing problem at hand
Post video!
