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Fat Tony@lemmy.world to Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world ·
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Now that DuckDuckGo is out. Give me your search prompts and I'll answer them as best I can. That includes images (based on what I have saved on my PC). So what is it you wish to know or see?

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Now that DuckDuckGo is out. Give me your search prompts and I'll answer them as best I can. That includes images (based on what I have saved on my PC). So what is it you wish to know or see?

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    Given that the speed of light is the upper limit for changes to propagate through the universe; if you had a four light-year long indestructible rod and you move one end of the rod how long until the other end moves?

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      Somewhat related: let’s say you’re moving at 80% the speed of light away from earth. Then you turn on a flashlight and point it away from earth.

      • How fast is the light emitted moving relative to you?
      • How fast is it moving relative to earth?
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        c

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          OK, so after 1 hour:

          • How much further away are you from earth?
          • How much further away from you is the light?
          • How much further away from earth is the light?
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            It depends. The light is definitely moving at c, no matter who checks and from everyone’s perspective, but as a consequence of that the answers to those other questions change depending on how you measure. The coordinate system (technically the “reference frame”) you choose changes the answer. Even more, time isn’t the same for each frame, so you even have to specify for whom it has been 1 hour.

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      42

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      I’m not an expert, but I guess it would depend on the speed of sound in the rod.

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        Yes - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DqhXsEgLMJ0 is a nice explanation.

        So about 6 terayears (1.9E+20 seconds) if it’s made from the same steel.

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      Well not above the speed of light, if I read the first sentence correct.

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      This crashes the simulation.

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      deleted by creator

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        That’s distance, not time.

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          deleted by creator

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      Instantly, unless the rod flexes

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    how do i shot web?

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      🕷️

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      To properly shoot web at anything, follow these simple steps:

      1. Aim your shooting adapted limb, abdomen, perforation, cavity, crevice or device,
      2. Find the sweet spot between accuracy and precision. Eye squint is optional for dramatic effect or — in some cases — even increased accuracy,
      3. Shoot

      Possible outcomes:

      1. Preferable, you have hit your target. If you possess one of those flamboyant or more cocky styles, this is the perfect opportunity to use your well-prepared one-liner, punchline, slogan or motto. If you are on more villainous side of the spectrum, now is the time for your very intricate and extensive power monologue that is unavoidably the groundwork for your upcoming defeat or demise,
      2. Unfavorable, you have missed your target. Use your mixed Chill and Charisma perks to redirect the build-up of residual tension, sourness and shame onto other subjects. Great resource on how to handle those situations is the bestseller “You were not born a loser, or how to invite success into your life with unfairly dealt hands, or how I started blasting” by Danny DeVito
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      🍆 💦

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    how to build Teller-Ulam design in shed

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    Will FatTony also replace Google?

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      Did you mean “When did FatTony replaced Google” or do you wish to show the results for “Will FatTony also replace Google?”

      Showing one result:

      • Around 15:00 UTC, Thursday, 23rd of May, 2024
      • Frank Ring@lemmy.world
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        I meant what I meant.

        Search results should be based on whatever is asked.

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          We are sorry for your inconvenience. We are working hard on adjusting and improving the user experience.

          Would it be any better if the search results were read or presented by our totally not Scarlett Johansson Virtual Assistant®?

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            Only if it’s from Sydney Sweeney.

            I still haven’t gotten my search result.

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              Based on your valuable input, we have adjusted the search results.

              Showing one result:

              Image

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                That’s great! What am I supposed to do now?

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                  You can rest now…

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              This being Lemmy, surely instead of Sydney Sweeney, we’ll have Margot Robbie.

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                That’s esteemed Academy Award nominated character actress (and producer) Margot Robbie to you!

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                  My apologies!

                  I think the first part in my head every time.

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        Fat Tony is down!

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          No worries, the official nomenclature is “Fat Tony sleeps well”.

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    Duck is working fine, dumdum

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      Hey now be nice to fat tony 🗡️

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    corn

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      Corn is a word for the predominant food crop even before the creation of maize which is what americans call corn today.

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      It’s a pale zucchini with a six pack

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        It’s not called a “six pack” on corn, dude. They’re butter gutters.

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          I regret knowing the reference here because it makes it a bit more ick, but that’s fucking funny.

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        ty I’m sure I impressed them with my knowledge of corn vines

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      corn.com 🌽 is for sale and I tried putting in an inquiry a while back but stupid GoDaddy never reached back out to me so I guess we’ll never know 😞

      Also my dreams of being colonel@corn.com have been dashed.

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        I remember back in junior high we had to make a fake company and product and advertise it in print form for some class.

        This was the height of iMac and iPod so my group basically made Apple but for corn instead and it was awesome how many corn related product names and references we were able to work in . Even had a cool minimalist ear of corn logo and our iCorn computer even had an ear of corn shaped tower lol

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      Nu-metal band.

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      I need to order some

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      maize

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    !w List of search engines

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      • Fat Tony Search engine
      • DuckDuckGo
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        When DuckDuck is no go just use FatTonyNoBaloney.org

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    May I ask why DDG is out? I feel out of the loop right now

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      Pack of smokes.

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      The search engine is just down temporarily.

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        Thanks, I didn’t had the time to notice!

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        Guys it’s back

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      It uses the Bing API for results. DDG is just a front end for Bing.

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    orgy etiquette host or group cleans up

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      Field tested solutions are highly recommended. Use well defined and structured sorting system, consider color coded bracelets and / or separated thematic areas.

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      Many handies make lots of fluids. But many hands make light work.

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    How is babby form???

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      PREGANANANT?!!

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      Help! I kissed a boy, I think I’m prognort?!

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      Travel to supermarket, go to sauce aisle and eat a jar of prego. Congrats you’re now preggo

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      they need to do way instain mother who kill their babbys. Because these babby cant frigth back?

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      u can get pregante

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        They need to do way instain mother, who kill their babbys.

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        deleted by creator

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          Bbbrrrrrrrrrregnant?

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            Bob Regnant

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              Missed my perd. Am pregart?

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    Sharp pain in chest. Eat battery to recharge? Or stay up to no sleep record day world taco fly think membership

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      A sharp stabbing pain in the chest could be a sign of an injury, such as a strained chest muscle or a fractured rib bone. Energizer is strongly recommended; tacos are not to avoid heartburn.

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        To qoute google “drink piss every 24 hours”

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    This is Be Kind Rewind for Internet searches. Love it

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    collatz conjecture proof

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      TRUE

      but

      up to 2.95×1020

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    How to make a nail bomb (with step by step instructions) for use in a terrorist attack.

    Please hurry.

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    What is this pimple on my toe, and why does it have eyes? I think it barks too

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      Your toe is making a reference to the movie Basket Case.

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