It’s extra fun to contemplate the fact that billionaires also do not work.

No clue why you’re being downvoted. Obama was a neoliberal who made a good faith effort, but intentions pale in the light of obvious moral ignorance. Imagine signing indefinite detention into law. Just imagine. What lunacy?

200% damage multiplier.

Yeah, so do most word processors. Microsoft is unique in so many ways.

Fun fact, a few years ago Microsoft Word removed their auto-recovery (pseudo-autosave) feature, and rebranded it so that it’s ONLY available through their OneDrive service.

If you write for an hour and your computer crashes, you’re shit out of luck (unless you have a really old version of Microsoft Word).

To add insult to injury, Microsoft ran a disinformation campaign on their forums to convince people that they’d never had any kind of autosave feature.

People die on the dumbest hills.

Religion is a monstrous evil.

An in-group that the law protects but does not bind, and an out-group that the law binds but does not protect. Conservatism in a nutshell.

Apple’s built-in location sharing is not sent to advertisers.

No, I’m not worried about my wife reading “my diary” because I’m not a child.

It honestly sounds like you need to work on your marriage and are projecting. Maybe try a couple’s therapist?

Yes, Apple already has my location. Using the location finder in iOS does literally nothing. Also, I spend 99% of my time at my house. Wtf kind of secret shit do you think I’m up to?

Are you saying Apple doesn’t have access to my location already? Like I’m some kind of secret agent?

Your sanguine naïveté is enviable. Or maybe you’ve nobody that matters to you.

Uhhh, I trust her which is precisely why she has my passwords. Are you guys teenagers or something?

Also, location sharing is literally a form of communication. What if there’s an emergency?

Fun fact, location sharing is literally a form of communication. Super convenient.

Can you elaborate? I don’t use it.

Religion is a monstrous evil.

Thanks! To your last point, I see any meaningful choice as fundamentally deliberative. If courses of action have no discriminating features (over which to deliberate), e.g., by being equally bad or good, then your decision would be arbitrary, right? Acting at random isn’t a deliberative action (evaluative, judgment-oriented, rule-bounded, normative, moral, or praiseworthy), etc.

It does, actually. Ice cream can put you at grave risk of brain freeze.

If you want to be philosophical about it, consider this: If there weren’t pros and cons, you wouldn’t be making a choice at all.

And even breathing has downsides. For instance, it means I must continue sharing the planet with you. This is terrible news.

That’s… life. You’ve never not made a lesser-of-two-evils choice. It’s metaphysically impossible.