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Nice!

Piedofiles.

“Ok guys, here it comes! Just like we practiced, wait for it, wait for it, wait for it, NOOOW! EVERYBODY STAY PERFECTLY STILL!”

He threatened to sue that guy.

Here’s one of the Elon jet trackers on reddit: https://www.reddit.com/r/ElonJetTracker/

I liked being able to accidentally brush up against my headphones or putting them down for a moment without them turning off my music.

None of those have worked for me on Android since a couple of months.

Firefox with uBlock Origin is the last bastion, and don’t think that’s not on their radar.

My suspicion is that the main purpose of Googles decision is to stop F-Droid and Aurora Store from working.

“No” is what I would prefer to say but for some reason “that is extremely unlikely” hits the point home harder.

You can research a phone you like and check if it has an unlockable bootloader, root it, and install something like LineageOS on it. It’s fairly straight-forward, not super technically demanding, but it does require some tinkering and time setting up.

xdaforums.com is where the rooting kids hang out, post guides for specific models, upload images et c, you can probably do it in an afternoon with GPT.

The issue is that some apps, notably banking and official type apps, usually don’t work as they rely on google services for operation. I solve it by having a cheap secondary phone that I only use for that stuff.

Oh, I almost forgot: FUCK YOU GOOGLE

I did not realize I remembered an XP key until you wrote that one. Holy shit. You just nostalgia’d me! Thank you!

It’s a bottle of vaseline. What’s the weird-out?

I like being able to give instructions without having to poke a damn screen.

So they just trim the instructions so it doesn’t take joke orders, so it can make more reasonable decisions, like:

“May I take your order?”

“Two double whoppers with extra mayo and a chocolate cherry banana sundae”

“Oh you’ve GOTTA be joking!”

Royale with cheese, fries with mayonnaise, and a beer. And no plastic cup either, but a glass of beer.

Yeah, I can’t get over people scoffing at AI as if it isn’t improving by the day, and fast.

You were also able to type out a message and send it using a single hand, you only needed to recharge the phone once a week, and it didn’t shatter like an icicle if you so much as sneezed at it, it was cheap and it didn’t spy on you. Smart phones is the dumbest thing that happened to humanity.

Also, maybe 8 billion is “enough”. Not breeding is only a problem for the economy. Capitalism needs perpetual growth, there is no end game, just more, of everything, forever.

I stopped drinking a couple of weeks ago. My productivity is through the roof, and so is my crippling depression.