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Aww man. He never got to go to Rio with Arnold Schwarzenegger after all. Well, atleast he gets to hang out with Ted Bundy again

Goddamn… this is actually a really well framed and boiled down to the guts of it kinda statement. Every now and then, but all too rarely, bad things happen to bad people. Thanks Chief. Tell Keiko I said hi

And nothing of value was lost. RIP in piss, scumbag.

Implying these shitheads aren’t already on a sex offender registry

This. And that’s a good thing

Kyle Kulinski has been calling this for months now. Well, awaaaaaay we go

That columnist 's name? Jamal Khashoggi. Important stuff, they weren’t just an employee. They were a human being with a family, with people that cared. Never forget Saudi Arabia’s state sponsored murder of this blameless man

Between molesting them, destroying Child Labor laws, trying to legalize child brides, and now this shit… when it comes to traumatizing children, Republicans are the GOAT

If it can infuriate him into a massive coronary, job well done then

Thank you for this. I don’t think I’ve ever laughed so hard on my lunch break ever

Chris Hannah from Propagandhi is my dream President, but he’s Canadian and being a resident of the United Failed State of America, no way are they letting my ass have citizenship (no shade)

Lmao I needed this today, thanks

If it’s any consolation my Florida breh, Mike McDaniel is my favorite coach in the whole league, and it ain’t even close

barf no, Tampa Bay Buccaneers, BABY!

I’m with OhStopYellingAtMe and I’m an NFC South boy. I don’t think the Eagles are as reviled as the Chiefs or Cowboys, but that stock has been climbing for decades

I hate myself a little for typing this, but, Fly Eagles, Fly!

YES. This whole performative “Me stepping down and letting some right wing stooge replace me will really inspire people” bullshit has to come to an end. They’re just conceding defeat, fucking forfeiting, when that’s the last goddamned thing we need from our civil servants! … you’re not fucking helping!

These people need to understand this quickly, like yesterday: This whole “protesting by stepping down” thing, doesn’t help a damn thing. These mass resignations only embolden the shitheads to continue breaking the law with no fear of reprisal

Couldn’t agree more. Freddy Got Fingered is the cultest of classics. RedLetterMedia’s take on it is great (YouTube link not provided)

Another insightful deep-cut article from my favorite columnist Captain Obvious