You know, this, and the using wifi to see through walls stuff to me just immediately seemed to fall into “don’t research this, it can only be used for evil”.

I don’t get why we bother studying these types of things.

These took 5 minutes to make

Honestly we should just move on to device based attestation and if parents want to protect their kids they set up child mode.

I’m not responsible for lazy parenting.

I would never admit this happened to me

I’m sure the number is higher than 2

Before the second Trump era, it would’ve been seen as a ridiculous violation of the First Amendment to have some kind of monitor making sure the media was being nice to the president.

No. No, it is ridiculous. Don’t pretend it’s fine.

I hope Matt Stone and Trey Parker create no end of shit for Paramount/CBS.

RIP America.

All I’ve got is a nubby yubikey nano

Just having user agent header based attestation would work for most people.

It would be easy to bypass sure, but kids are boomer levels of tech illiterate these days.

Parents should be setting up content restrictions, the government has no place making us submit ask to view porn.

The failure of parents is not my problem.

Probably doesn’t floss.

To be fair, I’m not sure why firebase even has a public access option. That’s a recipe for issues.

Though if it’s anything like Google Cloud Store, they hopefully make it very clear that your bucket is public.

More bytes for Ur buck?

You guys have Babylonian deer?

They all got $200M last week

But anything the US feds contracted them for, like building data centres, they have to comply or they face penalties and have to pay all the costs back.

10 days ago, a week before this was announced, they awarded $200M contracts each to Anthropic, OpenAI, Google and xAI

This doesn’t doom the public versions, but they now have a pretty strong incentive to save money and make them comply with the US governments new definition of truth.

You’re not tricking me with those discount dice

I’ve been warned your tricks!

What do they do with the daddy computers? All of mine only have female ports.

The first few iterations were good, when they went mass market they let quality go.

Yeah, sadly SpaceX and Tesla are both very promising companies primarily held back by Elon Musk.

I use dimethyl mercury patches, it’s easier than pretending I’m Scorpius changing out my heat rods.

I need to stop doing this

Why do they have anuses?

This is why the apes blew everything up.

Let’s try making Karma a real universal force