Such a good book, I too went on a tear through his work after Fight Club and I think this and Choke are fighting for my top spot.

So much impact for so short a story. Great pick!

I had a one-night-stand on a cruise once that was fun but almost ruined when he took off his shirt and there was a cross necklace on his chest. Missionary was basically my vampire ass trying not to get burned by the cross.

If I see a bumper sticker that mentions jesus, I definitely assume that car is driven by the least christ-like person imaginable, and give them space.

I like the way you think but am horrified by your potential skunk-harvesting techniques.