Aw. TFG has such bad luck, no one has suffered like him.
It is things like this that almost makes me feel like there is a god.
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But don’t worry, they’ve already spent tens of millions of dollars just to get to this point before cancelling.
you mean chicken out? or do it another day hoping there won’t be as many protests? or the Chicago mass?
TACO
Because what, the weather would pose a threat to the wellbeing of the soldiers?
Trump doesn’t care about that.
It’s more about his hair and makeup.
I will be placing Mother Nature under arrest for raining on my parade! 🫲🍊🫱
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FTFY
Who voted for Mother Nature anyway? By executive order, the weather is now under Scott Pruitt’s control.
He can just revise a weather map with a Sharpie.
Can’t he just nuke the thunderstorm?
He sure as hell wants to rape her already.
Cancel his parade and force the withdrawal of troops from LA? But that’ll make Trump sad.
TACO of his own parade
First thought: I hope it gets canceled
Second thought: go ahead and do it, and let Trump wave a flag on top of the biggest float
He’s the guy who looked directly at the eclipse, so yeah, he’d probably do that, too.
Yeah right. Probably cancelling it because he doesn’t want people to show up and ruin his dick-tator moment by protesting.
Then again Diaper Don doesn’t like rain cleaning off his nasty orange makeup and getting in his rats nest.
I believe he hasn’t showered in years; he’s cleaned with baby wipes by slaves, hence everyone saying he’s so smelly.
He’s smelly because of having a Depends full of liquid shit at all times.
When he finally dies, they’re gonna have to use an acetylene torch to cut the diaper(s) off (my understanding is that it became too difficult to peel the soiled diapers off so they started just stacking them on top). They’ll have to count the layers to determine how long they’ve been like that.
Randy: “How can we tell how old a Donvict is, Mr. Leahy?”
Leahy: “Shit rings, Randy, shit rings”
That is exactly it, he is visualizing all the protestors lined up along the route.
It’s a scenario that could lead to absolute disaster(for them, it would be great for us)
National Guard, Protesters, Police, with the chance that the NG lays their arms down or side with the protesters?
They’re shitting themselves nervous over it.
I’d be very surprised if anyone in uniform lays down arms and sides with protestors in this country.
https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025/jun/12/los-angeles-national-guard-troops-marines-morale
There’s a glimmer of hope that they would.
I’ve been reading stories about people growing disillusioned with Trump for almost a decade now and yet nothing ever changes.
There was a bit of a change on November 2020.
Not amongst his supporters. More people voted for him in 2020 than 2016.
There’s a good chance that there will be more protesters than supporters. That would be beautiful.
Honestly, probably worried about a bunch of armed people being there possibly to exercise their oath.
I wouldn’t be surprised if he’s more afraid of an embarassingly small crowd more than protestors.
The crowd is going to be huge, it just isn’t going to be supportive.
Awwwwwww.
“Thunderstorms”
Nothing that sharpie can’t fix.
