I upvoted, but only to raise awareness of this important issue. /s

Not sure why anyone’s downvoting this. If someone you’ve never met thinks that you have to put your life on the line, and therefore may possibly die, to further a cause - let them explain that cause. If they can’t convince you it’s more important than your life, then maybe it isn’t.

See: Vietnam, etc.

Edit: My bad, I was thinking, “What’s a good example of evil?” - Conscription should never be “necessary”. The only thing conscription does is protect the status quo. Keep the upvote - it was an honest mistake on my part.

Exposing your junk while on school grounds gets you on a sex offender registry, yes? So… what’s happening with that?

Supreme Court: “One of us! One of us!”

Or a banana, of course.

I’ve seen a lot of these dumbass headlines recently, with double- and triple- and quadruple-negatives instead of clear, concise terms. They’re all like, “Appeals court rules against judge who declined to block restriction imposed by lower court on disabling injunction on tariffs…”.

Hint to newsies: If I have to diagram your damned headline to see if it’s “Yes” or “No”, rewrite it.

Yeah, but they’re into that shit.

I would think that if an FBI director wanted a person dead, you’d be hearing about how he did it, rather than how he desired it.

Also, I once used seashells to write “69ME”, but nothing happened, to my disappointment.

I would think that if an FBI director wanted a person dead, you’d be hearing about how he did it, rather than how he desired it.

That will be the safest plane in the sky. Where else are foreign governments going to find an imbecile as easily manipulated as Trump? They must keep him safe.

On the other hand, I hope they installed a spy cam in the bathrooms. Trump on a changing table while his aides tend his diapers would be hilarious.

The article stated that there were three shooters, and only two gunshot wounds. I seem to recall from the early '70s that firing squads of five people or so always secretly loaded one weapon with blanks. That way the shooters could all convince themselves that they were the one who had the blank if their conscience bothered them. Maybe these guys did the same thing but with only three shooters…

Or:

“Here, put this in your mouth”

“Whyszit tafte so fummy?”

" It’s a rectal thermometer"

So that’s not stubble on any of them. It’s diaper face.

And it’s not available 24/7 online… why? I’d love to see the click counter on that bad boy.

Edit: I thought this was the other interview. Okay, make 'em both available. The ad revenue alone will be tremendous.

It’s a tossup between Sports Ball and Speedy Wheelie. Go-run-go is okay if it has horses.

A strange sort of prostitution. Everyone gets fucked, but only a certain few get paid.

Or, as we call it, “prostitution”. Except instead of a teenth of crack and $5, the president is available for a meme coin.

Afterwards, get yourself checked.

That’s going to cost quite a bit, what with tariffs on electronics and all. Wait, I had a tissue around here somewhere…

Fun fact: Every month something else falls off these things, or they find out a spring shower disables the electrical system, or…

Doc doesn’t have to get it to 88mph to travel Back to the Dealership

It’s the concept of a Constitution, not an actual one.