My favorite method is to pour it down the drain and get something better.

And this is precisely why a billion is too much money for one person to have.

platters were bent

I thought HDD platters were supposed to be too brittle for that.

In other words, a billion is too much money for one person to have.

I’ve been using Linux for just about my entire adult life, except for a brief experience with Windows Vista, and I don’t know what x11 and Wayland are. I just know Linux does what I want without bogging itself down with weird shit.

Ugh, fuck my city and state.

Isn’t there a law against this? Not that Cheetoface cares about those…

After reading the article, this ironically seems to be one of the few times Donnie Moscow managed to pick someone who seems decent for the job.

Turns out we’ll try all sorts of bizarre schemes before we’re willing to try doing the obviously right thing.

Bro, you’re not going to stop a genocide by busting a cap in two nobodies half a world away.

He’s not even OP against the villains IN the OG Dragon Ball. He gets his ass handed to him by a Red Ribbon Army guy.

Bonus points if the abyss has tentacles.

Bro needs to read the damn room.

Let me be clear. This bubble tea is delicious. Nya.

Hardtack?

OMG I just realized I messed up too/two. I almost never do that. I should sleep more.

You know, if I had a nickel for every time a Pope looked like Palpatine, I’d have too nickels. It isn’t much, but it’s kinda strange that it happened twice.

Amateurs.

That’s the joke.

Well, nobody’s infallible.