Honestly, it depends a lot on where you’re coming from and what you look like

Look European. Don’t be Asian and especially don’t be African. Got it.

How annoying

You don’t need to mention people when replying to them.

Nice operating system. Just lacks a good editor

What’s a womanual?

Everone claims their software is fast. When stating that it is written in a native language it is actually believable.

It is. Security problem in core library? Good luck waiting for 27 randos releasing an update. Whereas the distro updates it even before the issue becomes public.

You’re not an idiot, you just misremembered. It happens

They’ll probably dial it back once the hype settles

You can also use your camera to scan the qr when seeing the person in person.

Because it makes doing the things I want to do with a computer difficult and annoying.

Either

Now you jinxed it

Immunity

Anti-freedom

Profit-maximising

Literally killed the 3.5mm to increase profits

Acts holier than thou

Needs more AbstractSingletonBeanProxyFactoryDefaultImplementation

Can you like, not?

I see you’ve met my employer

It’s spelled flak, not flack. It’s from the German word Flugabwehrkanone which literally means aerial defense cannon.

Seriously? Python for massive amounts of data? It’s a nice scripting language, but it’s excruciatingly slow