2025 obligatory alternatives to social distancing:
-Isolate in the office, just never go home (and keep working of course)
-Instead of not going to work, you can get a free brain worm at one of the new brain worm dispensaries
-ingest a lethal dose of Ivermectin
-Storm and plunder one of the official buildings on the list published on the Department of Patriotism’s website (must bring own gallows parts)
Says right there: they dug to find them. Actually finding them might have better chances elsewhere, on account of the bodies being elsewhere, but the light was better here and they didn’t have to walk that far.
How else would one mass-produce gullible, uneducated voting cattle to exploit and fleece?
No idea but that’s the point of view of that picture. The view clearly being my stance, not the series.
Not at all. Political enemies of the Trump clan will be checked and balanced at every turn.
And then have an out-of-body experience where you watch yourself doing that from the outside.
Countdown until it turns out that everybody associated with any competition to Musk’s companies just so happens to be a criminal Trump siccs his DOJ after: 5… 4…
The Onion writers: “Let’s go with this one, the real picks are too over the top.”
Oh no, cover your ears, poor innocent American! You heard nothing.
This is almost as bad as when we had to carpet bomb another village to a crater last week to prevent the public from finding out that …
women have nipples too
Only until Trump is no longer the GOP’s darling. As soon as his grip on the Republican party’s balls is no longer all-encompassing, it’ll turn out that nobody ever really liked him or knew him at all and they actually were never really with him to begin with. Donald who again?
And even if he had been found guilty of a crime, then it would just have been a rigged trial. Innocence thus proven. Checkmate, laws.
Hey! HEY! That is a vile insinuation! They’d never do that and also they only suppress votes for the other party and those don’t count anyway, so what if they do it when it’s perfectly fine seeing how they could never win if they allowed the election to be run fairly, and in conclusion, voter suppression is great and everybody should do it (except for non-republicans).
Wait, what were we talking about again?
What do you value higher - that one company’s profits or the public? Why are you so selfish? Why can’t you just be happy that that one company gets to hold the entire population hostage over the necessary good or service that they can then monopolise? It’s so much easier to squeeze the poor for all they own when their very survival depends on the things you can hand out or hold back at a whim. Something something the free market will probably prevent abuse or something, so it’s perfectly okay.
But he has money. If you’re rich, they let you do it.
Which oune wold yo souggest?
If I may introduce: your newest nightmare https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Great_diving_beetle