Terms of enrampagement

I understand. It was a joke poking fun at those who really think that way. Thank you for helping people.

Have you tried not being poor?

The best Git Commit message I’ve ever seen was for like 35 files and a few hundred lines and it just said “Please work”

I do this too. Then I discovered spindrifts and find them fucking delicious, so I started making my own spindrift at home by squeezing fresh lemons or limes into a cup before filling with homemade soda water.

I haven’t actually done the math but I think this system is more economical than bulk-buying cans of spindrift

Buddy, I’ve been posting things I find on Lemmy for 2+ years. It’s all I post and I haven’t made a repost yet so I doubt it’s happening.

Get a second bishop in there and use il vaticano to capture the queen

I’m curious how many of those 7/10 think it’s a good thing

Haha I love how it has four reviews/3.3 stars

I have a kid and I feel this way.

To be clear, I absolutely love my son and I’m glad I have him. But I also still feel like if I had decided not to have kids, I’d have been fine with it.

It’s a different framing now though, of “Do you want a kid”, in the hypothetical, vs. “Would you be ok if you didn’t have [Insert your kid’s name here].” I’d be devastated if my son were not in my life. But I think I’d have been fine if I chose not to have a kid.

Jokes on you, it’s four half limes in my fridge

My hometown installed roundabouts, with 4 way stop signs. Like, why.

I do this too. It took a while for my wife to fully understand that if she wanted to try something on my plate, she better not wait til the last few bites

Y’all. At least put some dashes between the words

I worked at an office once where the wifi legitimately got worse when it rained. It was because the buildings internet used an antenna instead of being wired, and the building was just barely in range of the source signal. When it rained, it was enough added distortion to make it noticeably worse.