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HootinNHollerin@lemmy.world to Programmer Humor@lemmy.ml · 10 months ago

Which one are you reaching for today?

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Which one are you reaching for today?

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HootinNHollerin@lemmy.world to Programmer Humor@lemmy.ml · 10 months ago
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  • Presi300@lemmy.world
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    9 months ago

    Changing stuff and seeing what happens. Yeah, about sums up my “debugging”.

  • geneva_convenience@lemmy.ml
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    10 months ago

    Blame user

  • desktop_user [they/them] @lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    10 months ago

    blaming the user, it’s not necessarily their fault, but gaslighting worked for Apple so why can’t it work for me.

  • robolemmy@lemmy.world
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    10 months ago

    I retired about a year ago, so the left-most book on the middle row is about me.

    • Skullgrid@lemmy.world
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      10 months ago

      congrats wisened/enrichend early retirement one.

    • fruitycoder@sh.itjust.works
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      10 months ago

      I have a mention in forward with a note being “the only documention left was a series of desperate sounding emails that the documentation was still on the now quarenteened work computers and something about a README”

      THIS HAS HAPPENED TWICE TO ME, like I appreciate my bosses and PMs being chill and not wanting to overwork me on my way out but seriously guys I needed to hand this off to someone and put it somewhere. shrug

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        I asked people to take handover for a full month before I left and nobody cared. On my last day they kept asking if they could call me with questions. I said only if they had their credit cards ready because I wasn’t going to work for free.

        • fruitycoder@sh.itjust.works
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          10 months ago

          100% like can you message me? Sure. Will I help or hell respond? Probally not tbh. Work, chores, and hobbies keep me busy enough.

    • perishthethought@lemm.ee
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      10 months ago

      That one is my aspiration too. Is retirement as great as it seems?

      • robolemmy@lemmy.world
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        10 months ago

        I’m enjoying it a lot so far. I haven’t missed working at all.

  • BougieBirdie@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    10 months ago

    I’m definitely writing useless git commit messages

    For work, I at least include the Jira ticket id

    For personal stuff, it’s sweeping features stuffed into one commit that barely describes what was changed

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      10 months ago

      “Fixed stuff”
      …
      “Fixed for real this time”

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      What was the git flag to basically rewrite history again?

      I’ve definitely been guilty of this, but if I can redo my changes in narrative form before I push I bet I won’t have to.

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        10 months ago

        git rebase -i

    • blaue_Fledermaus@mstdn.io
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      10 months ago

      Forcing myself to write in the format of Conventional Commits has helped me a lot to write better commit messages.

  • I Cast Fist@programming.dev
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    10 months ago

    Blaming the user. Always

    I’m the user

  • jxk@sh.itjust.works
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    10 months ago

    Writing Useless Git Commit Messages, no doubt

    • WanakaTree@lemm.ee
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      The best Git Commit message I’ve ever seen was for like 35 files and a few hundred lines and it just said “Please work”

  • zqwzzle@lemmy.ca
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    10 months ago

  • hiroyt@lemmy.sdf.org
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    10 months ago

    I’m 100% the frog :)

    • HobbitFoot @thelemmy.club
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      10 months ago

      Ain’t nothing wrong with that.

  • lastunusedusername2@sh.itjust.works
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    10 months ago

    Fuck, I would love to rewrite the front end.

  • grue@lemmy.world
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    10 months ago

    I’m going for the Dr. Venkman combo: “Dogs and cats living together, mass hysteria!”

  • Christian@lemmy.ml
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    10 months ago

    Frog, dog, and kitten, over and over and over in completely arbitrary orderings.

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    10 months ago

    It’s probably going to be a kitten sort of day; I’m stress testing and trying to address the pain points (which so far is mostly on all the other services outside my code that can’t keep up; not a bad place to be).

  • OozingPositron@feddit.cl
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    10 months ago

    Works on my machine.

  • simonced@lemmy.one
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    10 months ago

    Mine is not in the list.
    “Click here and there, because no documentation…”

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