Thats awful. Definitely a wurst käse scenario.

They want the court to be Judge, Judy, and Executioner.

Usenet Newsgroups were a big part of my life back then. Games, MP3s, Software, Movies, TV shows. So many Xbox games that I burned to DVD and loaded onto my modded Xbox. Those were the days. Now I only torrent some movies and TV shows thru a VPN and pay for everything else. My time is worth a lot more to me now than back in the late 90s/early 2000s.

Well it was Missouri after all. The raccoon was likely breaded and deep fried before the eagle ate it.

“I can see Russia from my couch!” - JD Vance

Ah, a “nabbin’ van”

I used to have an in-ground pool at my home when I lived in Oklahoma. I would float on a pool noodle and sipping beer while listening to reggae. I was in my happy place. I miss having a pool.

They’ll be fine. They mostly go to Cornhub anyway.

I recently used my phone to wirelessly charge someone else’s phone that was about to die. Pretty useful feature in the moment. I only used that feature only that one time in the 2 years I’ve had the phone but it’s nice to know that is an option.

Absolutely

Any character played by Juliette Lewis. Um, yeah.

Does MTG know that it’s missing from her house yet?

Howard Stern was bashing him pretty good this morning on his radio show. Good kicker but religious nutjob.

It’s not funny but it is a literal shit post

As someone with one leg 6mm shorter than the other and has had a history of knee/back problems: I wear indoor only crocs w’ foam insole in one croc. You don’t realize how much going barefoot or just socks in your home hurts your feet, knees, or back over time. Crocs have the perfect amount of cushion for me to no longer have constant feet and joint pain. I use Skechers slip-ins for quick outdoor things. I go back and forth between the two as needed without hassle.

It’s a tough choice because the entire album is fantastic, but I would say All I Need is my favorite with Weird Fishes/Arpeggi a close second.

Also, “In Rainbows - From The Basement” is my favorite version of this album. Because it’s live, it has something to it that for me is missing from the studio album.

Since I usually self check at Walmart and other places that have it, I place the big items in the cart with the bar code accessible for hand scanning without removal, frozen/refridgerated items generally together, everything else in cart doesn’t really matter to me. The upper cart space (where toddlers/baby could go) is where I place my eggs, bread, and fresh veggies. Then I scan in this order: Frozen items, regular cart items, eggs/bread, weighed veggies, (bagging and putting back in the cart as i scan them) lastly use the hand scanner for the big items. Sometimes I scan the big items first if i know i need to place bags on top. Once I see that everything has been bagged and back in the cart, then I’m confident that I didn’t miss anything, pay, and then GTFO. I’m an efficient self checkout machine, haha

Did your peen spaghettify as it thrust it’s way past the event horizon of my mom’s singularity?