Most F150 also own a fart rocket

Cybertruck cant really truck. Turns out its just hot wheels for man-children.

Why have they not outlawed boats? Boats are safer than cars.

Why havent we killed all the cobras? Cobras are safer than boats.

Why havent we outlawed kitchen knives? Kitchen knives are safer than cobras.

Am I doing this right? Its a fun game which deflects blame and changes the subject quite effectively.

What do you call a lawyer killed by an emergency slide? A good start.

Never heard of phuks. Went there and immediately the first thing I came across was hate speech. Assuming its not open source?

Youre not a sociopath. Sociopath+Money=Elon

What was hard about it? Also what was the wall for?

Uninstalled

Turns out business is easy when running a virtual monopoly while receiving truckloads of government welfare. Shit gets harder when actual car manufacturers get in on the game, competing with an i-phone you put wheels on and called a car.

Passive language, “was struck”= the cop shot her

Rest in piss turncoat

Wsws.org?

If they didnt double down until they cause a world war or apocalypse they wouldnt be conservatives. Doubling down is literally their only move.

To be fair atheist, agnostic, and nothing at all is a pretty strongly atheistic group of folks unless you want to be pedantic and split hairs

So both sides then?

Dunno, dont care. If I dont have the cash on hand, I cant afford it. Fuck banks.

Meanwhile the biggest nazi platform on earth is being run by a south african who is getting top secret defense contracts. Make it make sense.

Tha fuck you doing on telegram?

I mean, if you live in tennessee and youre not grifting the morons youre kinda leaving money on the table. When in Iowa you harvest corn…

The truth man! *nails self to cross