Shhh!

“Never interrupt your enemy when they’re in the process of making a mistake”

Wow, what a distracting distraction.

Art of the deal

Omg last night at pool league. 9-ball playoffs. I, possibly the best player on our team, called a timeout to “help” the worst player on our team, and gave solid advice on what shot to take, but failed to understand her skill level and failed to give additional helpful details (like how hard to hit it). She missed the shot and set up her opponent for an easy win and we ultimately lost the tournament by one point. Sigh. Big ole goof and totally my fault.

Steam Deck helps a lot. Kid wants to watch some awful Paw Patrol or whatever before bed? Sure, I can sit down and spend 20 minutes failing to make progress on The Binding of Isaac.

Welp, we had a good run. See ya in the trenches. Or whatever.

Bender Bending Rodríguez

NO SOUP FOR YOU! NEXT!

“These paws uphold the laws!”

-Terrifying, sentient, talking dog creature with unlimited budget, advanced technology, and a relentless determination to obey the commands of his master

You realize the amount of water is constant, right?

Make Air Harmful Again?

Yeesh let me know if you find a good answer. My <5 y.o. offspring found an old apple phone in a desk drawer and is begging me to charge it up, calling it “MY phone!” and in general causing me to worry about issues I wanted to avoid for a lot longer. Dreading the next 10 years of this battle.

Why does this question about if he fears a return to Mexico seem to be so important? Genuinely curious. Does it influence a potential asylum claim or something?

*Beanz

People named Otto:

Hell yeah ‘83 vintage. Best year.

Also, “Be about a spoon’s worth in everyone’s brain”

Everyone thought he was dishing out sage martial arts wisdom that they didn’t quite understand, but Bruce Lee was constantly trying to discuss the looming threat of microplastics. Truly ahead of his time.

Buy high. Sell high. Basically be high all the time, especially when doing stock markets.

A bag of cool ranch Doritos.

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