That’s “pumpkin relocation assistant.”

I’m guessing whoever made this doesn’t know much about Operation Paperclip.

Wolverine must have a cousin with a PVC bone structure out there somewhere…

I wonder if this person is also into punkin chuckin?

Sometimes I wonder if my brain was already donated.

Don’t eat yellow snow.

Between all the weird choices, misandry, and killing off childhood heroes, the Disney sequel trilogy felt more like fan fiction than actual Star Wars.

The Force Awakens I can mostly forgive. It being a revival of the series and all. However, the stakes didn’t feel that high even though they tried to one-up the Death Star.

The Last Jedi. The hell were they smoking? While it had its awesome moments (mostly Luke Skywalker on Crait), I felt ultimately betrayed. I will, however, defend to the death the scene where Leah floats back in the ship to get rescued. Unlike Rey, her power actually made sense.

As for The Rise of Skywalker. Well. What a mess. The story didn’t feel at all impactful and I didn’t feel invested in their issues. Palpatine out of nowhere was such a dumb idea. I can still watch the Death Star trench run after many watches and still feel the high stakes. But I never felt that when yet again, they try to one-up the Death Star.

Also, it’s going to forever drive me crazy that we now have episodes I-IX, but most likey won’t have a X.

Maybe Trump’s narcissism will work in our favor this time. He’s been impeached twice, among other things. Does he also want to go down in history as the president who exacerbated TWO pandemics?

Mastodon puts the blog in mini blog. It’s more of an introspective platform where discussion can place, but that’s not the aim.

Lemmy is more geared toward discussion with others, like a forum.

But in my opinion…

Mastodon > Lemmy.

Why? For the reasons I mentioned.

Also, Upvote/Downvote systems can go to hell.

You do realize whey allergy is a thing for some people, right?

Downvoting me won’t make it any less true.

Now you see that evil will always triumph, because good is dumb.

Not caring about the anxiety part. I learned after a while not to give anxiety any respect and just do what I want, regardless if I get anxiety from it or not.

I’m not getting any younger. Not going to let anxiety run my life.

Gemini likes to tell me that I’m good in the emotional intelligence area. Haha.

I’d say I fit neatly in the Dork category. At least, that’s what my imposter syndrome would have me believe.

No one said you had to die on this hill. This is my hill.

Wait what

Chocolate soda needs to make a comeback.

May your pillow forever be warm.

I hope you step on a Lego.

Shh! The adults are talking.

Afraid to find out what an AI Karen would be like.