Definitely my spine. There’s a reason basically anyone who has worked in the trades for a while has a fucked up back. It would be nice to avoid my impending back problems.
Is it a form problem?
Been playing Lies of P and I find it funny to say I would upgrade my P-Organ. 😏
Banger post. Deaf community goes hard
Sorry, can’t hear you over my massive dong.
I’m blind, but I feel you
Gosh, only thing I can think of is self-repairing telomeres.
Everything else is perfect, might as well live for hundreds of years.
Everything else is perfect? You don’t have articulations?
Just an immortal pile of goo.
Goals.
My joints are as good now as when I was 21, and they are supported by my broad range of glorious and balanced musculature.
Doesn’t mean much if we don’t know your current age but joints in general are a weak point of the human anatomy
Skill issue.
Yeah, people need replacement knees and hips because of skill issues…
Cartilage loss and bone fractures regenerate as long as genetic integrity is maintained, that’s why it’s widely considered an age related disease. Self repairing telomeres would keep you from having most later in life joint failures.
As for arthritis and general aches and pains, those are more common after the human body stops developing, usually in the late twenties and early thirties and progressing onwards. You can also contribute to these pains by misusing or overusing joints, such as tennis elbow.
So not a skill issue then.
Obviously 22
Higher
I wouldn’t be optimistic, something else may break
I would upgrade my brain to be able to consciously control all the little automatic stuff. Tell my brain to up the metabolic rate when I want to burn more fat, increase heart rate when exercising, basically to be able to consciously control all functions of my body at will.
I can’t be trusted with direct control of the of my pleasure center of my brain.
Deafinitly one of the choices
Skeletal structure.
This implies stronger bones and stronger joints. With a stronger framework to hold your muscles, you get a sturdier body.
My brain, i hate being neurodivergent it’d be so great to just fOCUSSS
It’s funny, there’s a local program where people can anonymously ask adults and kids with various handicaps questions they wouldn’t dare ask them directly and “would you rather not have it” is always one of them. The adults always dodge the question by saying that it’s not as bad as it seems and so on and then the kids always reply like you did “I would much rather not have any issues!”
The adults: I learned to live with it and now it became part of my identity
The kids: this sucks! everyone’s mean to me and the world makes no sense!
Fuck. I felt seen/attacked by that on both counts.
Right?!
The only upgrade I want is to be able to control the hyperfocus
monkey’s paw curls
When a monkey’s paw’s last wish is spent, you have a monkey’s fist.
Considering what it means to be “normal” around me, I’d rather be divergent.
But then again, I manage to focus well enough.Me too with brain, I hate not being able to socialize.
I’d upgrade the depression away from my brain and give myself the ability for hyperfocus at will and to turn off sensory issues. Taking the autism and ADHD away altogether would leave me a different human, idk that almost feels like dying a little bit, or being lobotomized. Wouldn’t want to lose a part of my brain that makes me me. But super valid to want to be neurotypical!
Thinking about it, if it counts as an organ, idk if I wouldn’t rather change my immune system to stop attacking healthy tissue and get better at attacking viruses instead. Tough choice.
Aren’t those 3 things though?
Can I just say “my immune system”? That’d prevent all kinds of diseases and make you cancer proof!
not an organ and having a stronger immune system would kill you
Post didn’t say stronger it said upgrade. And it wouldn’t be an upgrade if it killed me!
Brain is a no-brainer. It’s okay as it is, but having an optimal one sounds terrific
Id like to switch my autism on and off
Would it still be you after the upgrade?
Gee I sure hope not
if i were smarter, i’d be able to answer that
Without the upgrade I don’t know. My knowledge of what constitutes my personality visavi my intelligence and such is too lacking, but I guess I would change
All y’all are picking dick.
But the correct answer is that balls. Need something more durable and with a faster reload time.
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Then you want to upgrade your prostate, not balls.
You’ll be limited by shaft resilience before reload time, especially over multi-day operations.
How many times a day do you need to jerk off?!
Careful with that, you probably wouldn’t want to end up in a StuG III Ausf B situation
rubbing a monkey’s paw
Oh no! I didn’t realize I was asking for Nazi balls!
that’s okay my homies can hook me up with a reload
I’d upgrade my ass so that I didn’t need to shit, it just like teleported the poop somewhere
Absolutely no way, finishing a good poo is such a relief.
You can still do it, just anywhere.
Since when is a dick an organ?
Reproductive organ
Tough call…
Do you pick the one that will probably kill you or the one making quality of life kinda shit.
Awkward when fixing the organ doesn’t fix the problems with it
(•_•)
Idk cause making my pp bigger in my mind fixes all of my problems.
I already have a big cock. So I would choose a bigger cock.
Hey, spare some cock for us too!
Hmm i think i worded that wrong…
