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Cake day: April 27th, 2024

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  • I hate apple so much.
    I really hate Iphones.

    Iphone, Iphone,
    I fucking hate it
    I hate it so much
    I want to beat it wtih a stick

    It’s such a slow-ass,
    buggy piece of shit,
    and everyone who works for Apple
    can suck my fucking dick

    I want to punch it in the face
    and shoot it in the head
    and run it over with a steamroller
    over and over, until it’s fucking dead

    I’m going to dig up Steve Jobs
    and Piss on his bones
    Because fuck him and everyone
    with their stupid fucking Iphones.