Set sails, boys!

…because corporations are people? Blegh.

Whenever I try, I get Ravi Bhatia screaming “How can she slap?!”

My solution is good $100 custom inserts and Red Wings. Cleared up plantar fasciitis, Achilles tendonitis, and a number of leg/back problems. I think the inserts were more important than the Red Wings, but they are a quality boot.

You’re forgetting the pre-Web internet: 99% students & academics. It was largely awesome. When you did get trolled, it was by someone who could spell and form a cohesive argument.

This is what happens when you try to put Humpty Dumpty back together again.

I’m inclined to believe this, but what I see is laughably bad. I’ve agreed with the premise of Sandy Hook Promise since before the Sandy Hook Massacre, yet they’ve been pounding me with ads for years. Every once in a while, I get a halfhearted “But Trump is pretty cool, isn’t he?” Which will never be clicked. And, when I watched a reaction channel do Buffy the Vampire Slayer, I got a shit-ton of “God hates fagz!” And was pretty glad to see them wasting their money on me.

So, they’re dying of old age, the beetus, and the “China Flu”. They’re giving their money to televangelists, psychics, and short-sellers. And they’re still giving Biden a run for his money. Smh.

Did he make you manually allocate all the space for food in your stomach before you started to eat?

Tell me, in detail, about Trump’s death and how MAGA disintegrated.

2001 called and asked for its headline back.

“Ikr?” - Galileo Galilei

I feel like I’ll probably watch that Mayfair Witches show starring Alexandra Daddario at some point, but it hasn’t happened yet.

In case anybody else was confused, the character on The Simpsons is Nelson Muntz.

They named the bill wrong - it should be Kids’ Act for Online Safety- KAOS.

Republicans’ effort to count fails after they run out of fingers.

As opposed to foreign autocrats like Putin buying votes, which is perfectly fine… Perfectly fine.

Three fiddy.

This is a great one to see first “in the wild” while studying French. The trip from “this can’t possibly be what they’re saying” to “that was exactly what they were saying” is a wild one.

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