• trolololol@lemmy.world
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      6 months ago

      Plot twist: he’s frozen alongside Walt Disney, and now he is the Messiah of a new religion. It’s followers knock on people’s door to convert them. If you don’t open the door they’ll leave a Confederate flag and a maga hat, which is how they curse you for 3 generations.

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      6 months ago

      Greetings! I am from the year 1024, can you tell me, in detail, about the death of Basil II Porphyrogenitus and how the Fatimid Caliphate will rise again?