Imagine buying a politician’s cryptocurrency

Borb

Republican’ts: Stop comparing Trump to Hitler!!! Reeeee

Trump:

I love pedestrians not being killed.

Did you know: people can do more than one thing

L A W. A N D. O R D E R.

[projection intensifies]

Sounds like a win-win to me

Buhbuhbuh he saw it on TV!

Musk is not anti-censorship. He just wants to be in control of the censorship.

I think we mostly stopped using that term because conservative idiots keep saying “it got cold outside once so global warming isn’t real”

It does suck that she seems to want to continue sending weapons to Israel. I don’t support that. But there are a zillion other reasons I do support her. Plus the other guy wants to “finish the job” and just wipe out Gaza. That’s worse, fyi

Nah

Nah

I had one of those but the battery died pretty quickly :(

Now I have an Oral B Pro 1000

I just have an electric toothbrush that stays on for 2 mins and pulses every 30 sec to let me know to switch to a different “quarter” of my teeth. That’s literally all the smarter it needs to be. Why the fuck is AI being added.

A dungeon? Huh?? Are you an anime character?

Same as it ever was…

aeiou

Hahah dae Coldplay bad