I thought he said he was the peace president. You know, based on literally nothing

He resigned? That’s surprising

Coldplay good. Fight me

Oh don’t worry, they’re in there lol

Yeah I’ve seen an upsurge of people claiming sunscreen is toxic poison. Not sure where the fuck they pulled that from

If you know it’s a stupid comment, maybe don’t make it

Shit you got me

Then there’s 've

Shouldn’t have*

You don’t have the right, O you don’t have the right! (Actually you do)

Big if true

Not the same kind of oil lol. Do not fry your food in petroleum

Same… maybe someday

Not really. Besides, I asked you first

What do you gain from being this stupid?

I just got that message recently… does that mean I’m cool?

Why is that lmao

DESGUSTANG

So like a secret police force? Hmmm where have I heard that term before…

Fuck water, real people drink H2O