Read the fucking moom

Or ALT+NumberRow to select a tab

Come on, come on, come on now baby…

You ought to be. It’s a struggle meal, not because of the price but because you struggle to keep it down. The noodles feel simultaneously overcooked, limp and somehow grainy. The sauce is virtually flavorless except for a musky odor of nuclear cheese. The consistency of the sauce is like that of milk, and it does not adhere to the noodles. Your bowl will be a nice mix of cold, pallid noodle soup and boiling hot noodle soup.

I saw Obama in 2016 in Elkhart, IN, where he made the infamous “if if if if we…” gaffe. It was a fun speech and the crowd was very energetic.

Go look at a tiny plant sticking out of a sidewalk crack. You’ll feel better

So in other words, the big equation of gravity gives us a formula on one side, and the solution + x on the other, and we have to solve for x (dark matter) but we don’t know how to do it yet

This is great. I literally am taking my morning constitutional at work and took this photo to post here.

Sporadically means more like, “At Infrequent but random intervals”

Guy was up on a mezzanine installing rubber roofing (I work in an RV factory), suddenly either seized or fainted or had a stroke, nobody’s really sure, fell off the catwalk and landed on his head 19ft below on concrete. Died immediately. It happened maybe 50ft from my workstation.

The company suits came by to sing kumbaya and tell us how we’re all a “family”, took a single day of production off (so they could clean the blood up, presumably) and production started back up as normal. He had been working there for 25 years.

Maybe people just enjoy reading the kinds of replies that these kinds of questions tend to garner?

I have a photo encrypter on my phone with this feature, LockMyPix. You can establish two vaults with their own passwords, or set up features like putting the password in backwards to go to a fake vault etc.

April by Sun Kil Moon

Got Dat grapefruit game

I could picture someone like Peter Weller playing The Judge. Or maybe Ed Harris.

No problem! Yeah it’s a very nice feature of Lemmy markup that I am pretty sure Reddit did not have.

Furthermore, you can put three spaces at the end of a line before a break and it’ll treat it as a proper break.

Type this.
And this.
Get this.

Proprietary, as in, branded specifically to the airline itself. Like a Allegiant credit card, for example.

I’m so glad that the launcher I use has a “Recently Installed Apps” button at the bottom of the apps list. It makes it so easy to go through and scrub the bullshit they install on my phone.

Well my comment has more upvotes on it than yours, therefore I can objectively posit that my explanation has greater meaning than yours, therefore I am right and you are wrong. This explanation has zero flaws in it whatsoever.

In all seriousness, I appreciate the comment and I generally feel that you encapsulated the idea more eloquently than I did.