My sincerest wish is that Elon Musk just waits until an X alternative gets big enough, buys it and destroys it in perpetuity.

He would be my absolute hero!!

I hate Paul as much as anyone. I REALLY do! But…

He is a pretty competent boxer.

Calling it now:

He does get sentenced, but will be given “time served” since he gave his Presidential paychecks back to the IRS.

This way, he didn’t “worm his way out of it” and then any politician caught doing anything can use the precedent of “I have been serving the country for years!” to avoid any actual punishment.

You wonder why so many politicians were lawyers all of their lives before getting into politics.

Had to do a couple read throughs. Got a chuckle out of me tho!

MY TRUCK IS HUGE JUST LIKE MY COCK!!!

And you KNOW that!!!

REALLY?!

Where Daddy? Where?

I’ve been waiting all day for some, yet there is none to be found.

Guess my facts (as seen below) were just too real. Please, ridicule me for hawk tuwa spitting the truth daddy!!

Oh you! Always worrying about me!

While I appreciate the concern, nothing like that is going to happen. You know why? Because all of this fear mongering is just that: fear mongering!

You know how I know it’s all fear mongering? Don’t you worry! I did all the hard work for you: I did the research! And I brought receipts!!™

You see kids, denaturalization is a process that has been in place since the early 1900s. It is used to revoke the citizenship of people who really REALLY shouldn’t be here. We are talking Terrorist, Russian spys, Nazis (like, actual Nazis from WWII, not just people who don’t agree with you politically in the year 2024). (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_denaturalized_former_citizens_of_the_United_States)

I feel this is a worthy use of our tax dollars! I mean, you want to deport Nazis and Russian spys, right?

“But, Awesomo!” (you whine), “Trump is going to go after all the innocent “brown people”!”(brown people© Democrats 2006)

Hmmm…I don’t know. Will he really? If only we had some sort of historical data to back up this totally baseless claim……

Ooops! We do! You see, Trump was already President once. And everyone is claiming that he came down with an Iron Fist the first go-round. Turns out only 4 people, let me repeat that: 4 PEOPLE total, were denaturalized under President Trump. And guess what? Those 4 people were a terrorist, a LITERAL Nazi, and a couple of war criminals. (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_denaturalized_former_citizens_of_the_United_States)

Hell, President Obama (the great and powerful and o-so-cool) denaturalized 8 people during his terms! And again, these were (undeniably) undesirable people.

So you see, you don’t need to worry your pretty little head about me. I (like every other US citizen that migrated here and isn’t a Nazi or Terrorist) have NOTHING to be afraid of.

Hugs and kisses!

Latino for Trump here.

Is this the line for the free tears?

Typical. Don’t care about the actual struggles of us “brown people”. “Just shut up and be my prop! I’ve got a political statement to make!”

Sorry your slaves are being taken from you.

As I mentioned below. I know more about this issue first hand and gone through more than you probably ever will in your life.

Low energy. Son, you would have crumbled if you had to grow up the way I did.

This sounds a bit anecdotal or even hyperbolic (maybe not the Florida bit, I don’t know I don’t live there so I don’t know what’s going on there).

…pound the table about migrants…

Why is it so impossible for this side of the argument to understand that the issue is with illegal migrants taking advantage of the system? You all go so far as to say things like “there is no such thing as an illegal immigrant!”

Yes. Yes there is. By legal definition there is! And as the son of a legal immigrant, someone who has been directly involved with this system, I absolutely do take issue with this country opening the flood gates to allow skirting of the system. As do MOST legal immigrants as was shown by this election!

Here comes the Democrats again. Complaining that their slaves are being taken away.

Translation: “FUCK YEAH I voted against it!! Do you know how many non-violent black men I had to jail to get where I am now?! I’m not about to go back on that!!”

It’s more so that they can FEEL like they did the right thing. Not that they did the right thing.

It’s all about optics. If they vote for a Democrat and post a picture with their “I Voted” sticker, then they get internet points! Then they don’t have to be worried about getting canceled by their peers who they swear up and down don’t cancel people because that goes against their fake “live and let live” ideology.

Sure I voted for genocide, by I did it the way all of Hollywood did, so I’m cool and part of the club! It’s the acceptable form of genocide support!

You will notice that it is usually Democrats who have no qualms with cutting ties with their families over trivial ideological differences.

Incidentally, it’s also Democrats who complain to no end that they have no familial support system (through absolutely no fault of their own), and society now OWES them that support structure by way of “GIVE ME YOUR MONEY! I DESERVE IT MORE THAN YOU!!”

Lol!

This fantasy you people have is nothing but sociopathy.

What “rich” are you trying to kill and eat? Just, anyone that you have judged to have more than you have? It’s not like you will be able to get to the people at the very top. And what, you just murder those that you have labeled “rich” along the way?

My brother makes more than I do. MUCH MORE. I would never want to see him and his family murdered by douche bags out of jealousy for the things he has been able to work hard to achieve. And he has worked hard all of his life to make it to where he is now!

Do you guys have some sort of test to see who should and shouldn’t be murdered just because they have more than you do?

You guys are fucking sick in the head!

Aren’t you all so sweet. Thinking that if the federal government got more tax money that it would be used on you and not on wars and federal higher-ups (part of the 1% that you are talking about taxing) pay increases.

Such good little boys and girls!

This has been the behavior for decades!

Sure Kosovo, but at least he’s not the other guy!

Sure Yemen, but at least he’s not the other guy!

Sure Palestine, but at least he’s not the other guy!

And yes, Republican Presidents have made HUGE mistakes with their international policies, but I hear about them ALL THE TIME! And for good reason. They should be held accountable.

This sweeping under the rug because of “blue no matter who” mentality shares more similarity with right wing extremities than with normal people.

The bad boy of the competition:

Bart Harley Jarvis!

Shit man. I used to work at a Circuit City at the height of bloated shitty Celeron PCs.

We would be forced to sell a “system optimization” on each PC we sold. It was just a script that uninstalled a few of the bloatware items and tweaked the animation speed to make the customer think we did something incredible.

I fucking hated that job!