Many of us want to, but it’s just not that simple. Financial viability, jobs, relationships, all contribute to making it very difficult for a lot of people. There’s also the fact that a lot of countries require you to have a certain level of higher education to even be considered. If you don’t already have that, it’s really hard to just go to school for 4 years to escape what’s happening right now. If it were as simple as moving between states, I’m sure you’d see a lot more Americans leaving. But as it stands, a lot of us feel trapped here.
Convince your loved ones to sell all of their material belongings, announce as a group that you are a band of undocumented Romanian gypsies, get deported, arrive in Romania, hoof it to the Ukraine border and claim to be Ukrainian refugees, be accepted into the UK,
Open the first Michelin recognized hotdog and burger food cart, sell your life rights to netflix, go back to the US with all your new money, shit in a paper bag, set it on fire, leave it on the doorsteps of people that have wronged you, go back to the UK, find out that the nearby shawarma shop has stolen your clientele, get depressed, get in a physical argument with the shawarma guys, get deported back to Ukraine,
Channel your anger into fighting the Russians, become known as the Ukrainian ghost sniper with 420 confirmed kills, die a hero, your grandchildren try to sell your war memorabilia on the dark web for vape money, uncover your hidden past as an American, they shit in a paper bag, light it on fire, then leave it on the front porch
The way I see it, they can say yes or no. Which is basically 50/50 so you have a 50% chance of passing this stage.
The rest of it is easy work as long as you’re all young, fit, combat trained, able to fake at least 3 european accents, have solid bowel movements, have international underworld connections, a bit of business sense, and a small fortune in a swiss bank
Many of us want to, but it’s just not that simple. Financial viability, jobs, relationships, all contribute to making it very difficult for a lot of people. There’s also the fact that a lot of countries require you to have a certain level of higher education to even be considered. If you don’t already have that, it’s really hard to just go to school for 4 years to escape what’s happening right now. If it were as simple as moving between states, I’m sure you’d see a lot more Americans leaving. But as it stands, a lot of us feel trapped here.
Convince your loved ones to sell all of their material belongings, announce as a group that you are a band of undocumented Romanian gypsies, get deported, arrive in Romania, hoof it to the Ukraine border and claim to be Ukrainian refugees, be accepted into the UK,
Open the first Michelin recognized hotdog and burger food cart, sell your life rights to netflix, go back to the US with all your new money, shit in a paper bag, set it on fire, leave it on the doorsteps of people that have wronged you, go back to the UK, find out that the nearby shawarma shop has stolen your clientele, get depressed, get in a physical argument with the shawarma guys, get deported back to Ukraine,
Channel your anger into fighting the Russians, become known as the Ukrainian ghost sniper with 420 confirmed kills, die a hero, your grandchildren try to sell your war memorabilia on the dark web for vape money, uncover your hidden past as an American, they shit in a paper bag, light it on fire, then leave it on the front porch
This has been my plan since 2022. But sadly, I’m still in the “convince loved ones to sell all of their material belongings” stage.
The way I see it, they can say yes or no. Which is basically 50/50 so you have a 50% chance of passing this stage.
The rest of it is easy work as long as you’re all young, fit, combat trained, able to fake at least 3 european accents, have solid bowel movements, have international underworld connections, a bit of business sense, and a small fortune in a swiss bank
I’m just a kid with a guitar and a dream. I’ll never have those solid bowel movements.
You could always switch to plastic bags instead of paper if your stool ain’t stooling but plastic is bad for the environment.
I don’t know how you’re going to kill 420 Russians with your guitar though.