• Guitar@lemmy.world
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    4 days ago

    This has been my plan since 2022. But sadly, I’m still in the “convince loved ones to sell all of their material belongings” stage.

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      4 days ago

      The way I see it, they can say yes or no. Which is basically 50/50 so you have a 50% chance of passing this stage.

      The rest of it is easy work as long as you’re all young, fit, combat trained, able to fake at least 3 european accents, have solid bowel movements, have international underworld connections, a bit of business sense, and a small fortune in a swiss bank

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        4 days ago

        I’m just a kid with a guitar and a dream. I’ll never have those solid bowel movements.

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          4 days ago

          You could always switch to plastic bags instead of paper if your stool ain’t stooling but plastic is bad for the environment.

          I don’t know how you’re going to kill 420 Russians with your guitar though.