Cheapest haircut in my town for my hair type is $75+tip. I just cut it myself now.
Jesus christ.
Are you a woman and is that USD?
The most I’ve ever paid was $65AUD for a hearcut and beard trim in a mining town where the majority earned over 200k a year
Yes, a woman, and yes USD. That’s the no-frills salon price for a trim for my hair which is “long/thick (curly)”. The more expensive places range into the $200s.
I stopped cutting my hair when Covid closed all the barbers. Got a fukin mane now. Dunno, seems to have worked out. Still waiting for my billions tho …
Can confirm - am nearly bald and never seen billions touch my hands.
Is this how dougdoug rolls in the big bucks?
There’s more going on here the just the lack of hair. What secrets is he keeping under that shiny dome of his?
We must go deeper.
That’s no moon.
Hans, get ze drill!
makes sense
This is the real way to save money on barber bills
Avocados.
Avocados are so expensive, that’s why Jeff turned his head into a giant avocado pit. Infinite avocado hack! ~whenever he finally decides to bury his stupid fucking head underground~
Chase watches Ryan George, confirmed.
And than there is me who is bold and still goes to the barber because the feeling of someone else cutting your bold head with a razor knife is just great. Also I have a long beard which is the main reason to go to the barber but I digress
Lol. Bold ass mf
Demn, I ollweys confuse English vowels
Bold faced lies.
Bullshit.
Bezos can’t cut his own hair. He can’t see that far up his own ass even with all the mirrors in the world.
He probably spends more to be bald than it would cost to get all new hair.
Around my area it is hard to find a barber for under $20
Jeff Bezos saved hundreds of billions of dollars by downsizing his wife.
Makes sense, especially in this economy
Who will go down in history as one of the best traders of all time.
What the hell am I going wrong then? I’ve been bald for 3 years and I ain’t got jack shit!
Mate I was balding when I was 19 and went full cue ball when I was 23. I’m 36 now. Where the fuck is my money??!
You and me both, my friend… remember Balding Elon Musk? I think it’s not so much the lack of hair, more like the lack of ethics.
3 years? I’ve been bald for 20 years and I’m 300K down the hole, when does this trick kick in exactly?
You spent it all on avocado toast, didn’t you.
Perhaps you forgot to invest the savings into building a global e-commerce empire.
It’s getting a 200K funding from your dad that’s the real trick. He also worked for a large company making money at the time, he wasn’t trying to survive.
Plenty of people have received far more than that from their dads. There must be something else.
